All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

P the player writes: How is it possible to have that many Gamerscore points ?¿? are you very rich or what ?¿? and nice gamerpic, were did you find it ?¿?
2nd message exactly 9 hours later:Okay... so your writing a message is a waste of time... **** you *****
3rd message around 20 days later: Please write something to me, i just want to know that you dont feel like you are better than everybody...

Answer: You give me 9 hours to reply then curse at me? And you really expect me to reply? manners, learn some manners.

Al Cap0WNage writes: What would you do if you woke up and a used condom was in ur butt?

Answer: I would hunt you down like Liam Neeson did in Taken.

Andrew14man writes: hey, I don't think u are much of a gamer. If you were, you would play more games for fun other than stupid xbla games

Answer: Don't be hating because the only xbla arcade game you can afford is Live Score Tracker.

blinkay writes: ey. just read your blog and you seem really down to earth. wasnt expectin that when i first saw 280000. keep up the good work ;]

Answer: Hey thanks. It was kinda why I started the blog to begin with. People will think all kinds of crazy stuff up, when it's usually not the truth.

Fai1 B0at Frank writes: hey 1v1 one my horse and me 2 ill ub3r pwn u

Answer: The only way you win is if my horse wants to play with you big boy. :)

the burtonation writes: u rock man U R my role model

Answer: 1milliongamerscore, where caring happens.

MUNSIE writes: Does xbox.com/Microsoft ever contact you regarding your massive amount of gamerscore? If you hit one million gamerscore will they give you some free t-shirts or something?

Answer: Nah, it's nothing like that. Once I hit 1million I will cash in all my achievements and gamerscore for a monthly subscription to OXM.

gamingmoderator writes: There has been many complaints filed about you using offensive and bad language against other gamers.You can either send a redeem code to xboxlivemoderator@hotmail.co.uk for 2100 microsoft points or let your account be cancelled

Answer: Seriously, is that the best scheme you can come up with?

o CheapShotz o writes: REALLY CLEAVER LAST TYM I LUKED AT UR ACHIEVEMENTS U HAD 2 BULLETWITCH GAMES 999 KNOW U GOT 1 999 GAME SAVES CHEATER GET A LYF BRUV STOP COPY AND PASTING ACHIEVEMENTS AND GET THEM LEGIT

Answer: Gamingmoderator, send this guy a message, he will fall for it. TWO BULLETWITCHES!!! OMG!!!! TWO BULLETWITCHES!!!!WTF!!!!!