Sunday, January 31, 2010

The top Xbox 360 games of 2010...so far

It's pretty much known that I play almost every game that comes out. The good, the bad, and the really disgusting. I will update through-out the year on the best games of 2010. This will only be games released within the calendar year of 2010 in the USA. I will break it down into categories I see fit once the list starts expanding. In my estimation, this will be the best year for the 360 gamer.

Best Games: (so far)

1. Mass Effect 2
2. Darksiders
3. Bayonetta
4. Army of Two: The 40th day
5. Dark Void


Not only is Mass Effect 2 the best single player experience on the Xbox 360, it is also one of the greatest games ever made. The best single player game I have played in my adult life. The game is remarkable and truly a masterpiece in every way imaginable. If you even remotely enjoyed the first, you will love ME2. Bioware is on the cusp of making video games into feature movies. If your friends are bugging you while playing it, you may say this to them," stop sending me messages, I'm watching my movie." It sucked me in like no other game has. I have been saying for years that DICE will make the greatest game known to man. I think Bioware will now do it and Mass Effect 3 could be THAT game. Until then, pray nightly that new DLC graces our beloved Cerberus network the following day.

Expectations: I held them in check. I knew this game was going to be good. I was thinking top 5 or 10 on the 360.

Meet or Beat Expectations: Beat. THE best single player game in years.

Estimation of how long you're looking at for the 1,000 points: 40-45 hours

Darksiders doesn't get the originality points. It's just fun, pure fun. It reminds me a lot of Zelda. Ultimately, that's what I loved about it. It brought me back to 1998. While not quite as good as Zelda by any stretch, it had me from the start. By the time it was over, I didn't want it to end.

Expectations: None

Meet or Beat Expectations: Beat. Came out of left field and sucked me in.

Estimation of how long you're looking at for the 1,000 points: 20 hours

I would say Bayonetta is a masterpiece of artistic quality and originality. I did not like the game at first, in fact, I hated it. It was cheesy and corny to the highest level. The music is elevator-ish. I said to myself, "the main characters legs are too long and she sucks." Yes, I was nitpicking the game to death. It was a few hours into the game when I realized I haven't seen video game art like this in a while. The pacing and the flow of the game kept me on my toes. Huge boss battles, over the top everything. Redunkulous! I must of said, " This game is Redunkulous!" 20 or more times. My girlfriend and cat wanted to disown me at that point.

Expectations: To be a decent game. I wasn't aware of the developer roots at the time.

Meet or Beat Expectations: Beat. It took some time but this game rocked my world.

Estimation of how long you're looking at for the 1,000 points: 20-25 hours

Army of Two: The 40th day. Let's deal with the good. Coop and stomping on fools heads. The extraction mode is pretty fun as well. Coop deathmatch CAN be fun, but the lag kills that. Saving the hostages is stupid, the moral choices are stupid. The story is...well, it didn't even have one! The lack of customizable guns in the multiplayer is mind boggling. A decent game for blowing crap up with a buddy. Nothing more, nothing less.

Expectations: As good as the first

Meet or Beat Expectations: Met. And just by the hair of its chinny chin chin.

Estimation of how long you're looking at for the 1,000 points: 20 hours

Dark Void is like a 2 dollar hooker. It gets the job done, only very sloppily. Not that I would know how a 2 dollar hooker gets down. I've just been told that's how it is. This game could have been great. Instead, it turned into a MEH game. There was nothing terribly wrong with it, but nothing good enough to write home about. Trust me on this, Dark Void will not stay at the bottom of this list. Average game, so don't expect too much and you may get some enjoyment out of it.

Expectations: Low

Meet or beat Expectations: Met. They were very low.

Estimation of how long you're looking at for the 1,000 points: 12 hours

I would say we are still on track for the greatest year for the 360.

Can anything top Mass Effect 2?

How would your list go so far?


Monday, January 25, 2010

TrueAchievements and Stallion sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

Trueachievements came to me with the idea of having some of my blog posts from 1milliongamerscore.com go up on TA. More specifically, the opinion articles. It was an easy decision on my part since I really enjoy the site.

A few months before TA arrived on the scene I had a similar idea about a website but I completely lacked the website knowledge to make it happen. Luckily someone had the knowledge and made it into the best achievement tracking website on the net.

What this basically means is, you can read some of the mumblings of a guy dedicated to games and Xbox Live on a properly formatted website. If you have no idea what I'm all about, go to my blog. There is around 18 months worth of randomness to get you ready. If you don't care at all, that is fine too.

Enjoy Mass Effect 2, we all should be K I S S I N G that very soon.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The top xbox 360 games of 2010

It's pretty much known that I play almost every game that comes out. The good, the bad, and the really disgusting. I will update this on a regular basis. This will only be games released within the calendar year of 2010 in the USA. I will break it down into categories I see fit once the list starts expanding. In my estimation, this will be the best year for the 360 gamer.

Best Game:

1 Darksiders
2 Bayonetta

This might be one of the toughest choices for the entire year. While one brought gaming back to a pure form, the other smashes the artisitc barrier.

I would say Bayonetta is a masterpiece of artistic quality and originality. I did not like the game at first, in fact, I hated it. It was cheesy and corny to the highest level. The music is elevator-ish. The main characters legs are too long and she sucks. Yes, I was nitpicking the game to death. A few hours into the game, I realized I haven't seen video game art like this in a while. The pacing and the flow of the game kept me on my toes. Huge boss battles, over the top everything. Redunkulous! I must of said, " This game is Redunkulous!" 20 or more times. My girlfriend and cat wanted to disown me at that point.

Darksiders doesn't get the originality points. It's just fun, pure fun. It reminds me a lot of Zelda. Ultimately, that's what I loved about it. It brought me back to 1998. While not quit as good as Zelda by any stretch, it had me from the start and by the time it was over, I didn't want it to end.

If I were rating these two games based on the overall package, which includes; sound, graphics, and all that jibber jabber. Bayonetta would come out victorious. Based on the fun I had and the addiction level, Darksiders takes the cake, but only by a slim margin.


I'm judging the games based on how much fun I had with them. I will continually update this for every game I play the entire year. Including xbla games.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

500,000 by May 31st?????

As I always do when I reach another 100k milestone, I think to myself, what is next? This time I got a twitter challenge from Rand al thor 19. I scoffed at it when I first read it. "I guess I'm partly responsible for you getting to 400k this year. I'll make this challenge to you public: 500k by May. Man up."

Not only did I scoff, I just didn't care. I just got to 400k and I was pretty worn down. Boy that feeling didn't last long. I thought about how I could approach this and maybe pull it off. I got into a party chat with Rand later that day and asked him, by May or by April? He said, May 30th. We didn't make any kind of wager but I believe we should. It would make it more interesting.

The questions is, can it be done? Short answer, NO.

Here is what would have to be done. 100,000 in 159 days. That's 5 months and a week. Almost 700 points per day for 5 months is doable, if I didn't already have 400,000 and rely mostly on new releases. There are only 5 more games coming out in the month of January. More importantly, there are only around 40 games being released between now and May 30th. Where could I get my points from? I could buy a ton of arcade games and make a desperate attempt. Let's say I buy 50 arcade games that take 5 hours or a little more. That's only 10,000 points! Let's say I score zero points during a day, that means the next day just to make that up I would have to score 1,400. The one way breaking it down makes it sound plausible, 5,000 points a week.

I started the goal on December 22nd but I really didn't go after it until last Sunday. I've exceeded pace during this week but I'm still behind the goal pace due to a slow start. It will be a miracle if I get it done. Heck, I'll be lucky if I even get back on pace. I've devised a fairly good plan that suits me well. I'll try to keep it up for the month of January. We will see what happens from there. In the meantime, send rand a few messages telling him to man up and make a good wager. The only way this can be done if something is on the line. Link never saved Zelda just for the hell of it.

Here is my goal progress so far thanks to trueachievements.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Yes it deserved to die and I hope it burns in hell

The Chromehounds servers are no more. The online play is dead. It seems Sega pulled the plug sometime early this morning. Don't be sad, this is GREAT news!







I started this game back in September or October because the word of server shut downs. I expected to get 600 or so points, then call it quits. Once I finish the single player stuff, I will be at 900. I can't complain about that. I can however complain about how much dick sucking it would have taken to reach 1000. Not only that, but I was magically blacklisted along with the people I started the game with. I was achievement cock-blocked.

Basically this game is a political mess. The squads that have the power love their control and you need their cooperation to get all the achievements. So, if you send these pricks a message without saying Please & Thank you, they disregard your message entirely. Today, they lost their power. The fall of Chromehounds. The fall of juggernaut. January 7th, 2010 will always be remember as the fall of Chromehounds.

Chromehounds, I hope it hurts when your burning in hell.

Please & Thank you

Oh, and Zakke Child Wylde, thanks for getting me blacklisted you achievement cock blocking whore. Enjoy your 980, you little prick. It looks like you can't freeze time and you were most definitely not saved by the bell. AC slater 4 life!


So much for sticking to the high road. That's usually my MO. Not today.

Monday, December 28, 2009

13 of 12...
















So, games for windows live is a tad glitched. I unlocked the final achievement in Where's Waldo earlier and it only appeared unlocked within games for windows live. It was missing in action on xbox.com and xbox live. I decided to try and re-pop it and now this is what it shows. It actually shows up on xbox.com now, but only for 200. Don't be alarmed, I didn't get any extra points. This picture is proof. I pwn at Where's Waldo. Come speak to me when you have 13 out of 12.

Let's play Where's Turd, betcha can't find him.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

400,000

What else is there to say? I wore myself down to a nub. Not sure where I will go from here. (approach) Maybe finish off some games (yes, probably some crappy ones) and stick with some good stuff for awhile. Ninja, Dragon Age, and maybe some Mass Effect. A lot of good games to look forward to this upcoming year. Rand told me I couldn't get to 400k this year, so I was a little motivated to prove him wrong.











Saturday, November 28, 2009

All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

vG LIGHTNING x writes: Got a chipped xbox i see, playing a game before it even comes out, nice going...

ColdP1zza writes: Come on, just 1 reply. That's all I ask. Just send me back the letter "a". I don't care what the message says. Just holla' back.
2nd message: You know, when I think about it your probably not even reading these. You prolly just get a million "so and so sent you a message" icons at the bottom of your screen constantly.
3rd message: Come on dude, your like a legend. Just send me a quick message back, I just want to bask in your glory.
4th message: I just want to say I love. And I respect you. Your like a lightbulb that glows music. An inspiration to us all. I'd love a reply.
5th message: If you reply to this message, I will give you a virtual BJ, do you know what thats like? Seriously though, this is the last message I will send you. You would be my hero if you sent me a reply. I love you, bye.

Subliminal Eh writes: You get hundreds of achievements while it says you are offline, proven through XBL.COM. Interesting?
2nd message: Offline for 18 hours and you STILL get achievements. Nice bot, f*cking cheater

S83: See preferences on the settings blade within the guide.

Po1ish Fury writes: lol i wish u da best of luk but get a life

TKS FATAL1TY writes: omfg you are a fuckin beast your gamerscore is fuckin krazy the are the best man
2nd message: you are the best ever you f@ckin rock f@ckin insane gamerscore man please send me a message back i love you your are the coolest gamer ever!

meowmixmix writes: how about we make a stallion/cat alliance?

S83: I'll have to consult with my kitty first.

Chris Laws writes: Ah can now die in peace, now that ah've finally messaged you. You are an inspiration to every living creature, even if they don't realize it just yet. The world'd be a better place if every single person was you. Not LIKE you. If they WERE you.

BL1NDSK8ER writes: its about time someone is doing something worthwhile

Naked Pokemon writes: WOW GET A LIFE NOOB

I Sheepy Boi I writes: man your a sad c*nt.

THE253sGREATEST writes: hey stallion new achievement that you only unlocked. BIGGEST LOSER IN THE WORLD....GS= 1,000,000. there you go your quest is over hahahahaha

GeT SnIpEd 180 writes: u have no life f*ck u need to get lain for 1ns in ur life

HE is MATT writes: You really are quite lazy dude. I get annoyed at all the people that bitch at you, but do you take pride in just getting easy achievements? A big gamerscore doesn't seem impressive when you just half ass a game and move on.

S83: Has it ever crossed your pea sized brain that some games really suck ass? We'll, they do and sometimes I'm in no mood to finish games when I could be playing ones I enjoy more.

oG x B u LL etz writes: fag u profile glitcher

Phat Andrew writes: unsafesh0tgun for life, you wasted yours

UNSAFESH0TGUN writes: i would like to speak with you about my gamerscore!

Taipan20 writes: ur gamer score is awesome man i wish i was good as you lol you no life loser

DetTigers15Fan writes: You're kind of my hero. "Keep On Keepin' On"

QCW Paul 47 writes: 1 million my ass U FKN SUCK IVE WATCH YO GS N DOUBLE N EVEN TRIPLE DA SAME GAME I HOPE U GET BANNED SOON U DAMM CHEATER

IK IR Y IP T writes: u are cleary a cheater getting games saves there is no way to play japan games on your american console unless its modded im surprised microsoft hasnt sniffed u out yet

sacredninjas writes: way to mod ur gamerscore fag i thought u were good to

x ScHoLSeY x writes: F**KiNG HELL your a legend, how the hell do you get all these games most of them i've never even heard of, keep at it

x Epic Pyro x writes: i call myself an achievement whore, then i look at your gamerscore.....

NuttyPredator writes: NINJAS ARE ON THE MOON PLOTING TO BLAST YOU WITH THERE MOZARELLA CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE YOUR ZAPY GUN TO STOP THEM!!!!!!!

S83: In the words of the greatest poet I know, Omega Deez, that sounds like some "dork shit"

WiesoSolt3Ich writes: woher haste so viel gamerscore?ich kenne nu ein mit 125

ALEX 6ZX writes: как ты заработал так много очков ? или гейм скоров ?

tomekstaszekrrr writes: witam znalazlem cie na forum,no wynik masz niezly gratulacje ,mam problem moze mi pomozesz ,dostalem bana i konto ktura mam z goldem grajac na konsoli zbanowanej w gry pirac ,a puzniej zmieniajac dysk na druga konsole tylko orgin i grajac na tym samy
2nd message: kacie tylko na grach orgina ,czy moga mi zablokowac druga konsole lub konto

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Before the 360: My gaming roots

My first gaming experience was at the early age of 3 with the Atari system back in the mid 80's. I enjoyed playing Pong, the boxing game, and that maze tank game the most. The first game I beat was Mario Brothers at the age of 5. My favorite game during the NES years was Mike Tyson’s Punch out. I never beat Mike back then but I couldn’t let him haunt me my entire life. In 2001, I got a wild hair to revisit Mike. I finally got him back by beating him in a decision. I couldn’t just let it stand as a decision, I had to beat him decisively. So, my very first try the next day I knocked him out.

Through-out the early stages of my life I had all the systems and played on a regular basis but not extreme amounts. I was doing the normal kid stuff and was involved in sports. The same held true up until the Xbox and Halo came out. It got addicting then. Even though Halo wasn’t online at the time, I could see the future and I wanted in. My buddies and I would do the LAN thing and it was a blast, but I wanted more. When Xbox live launched in 2002, I was left out in the cold. I had a dilemma; the area I lived in did not have broadband connections at the time. I wanted to play against people online very badly. I thought it was the ultimate rush and the evolution of gaming. While I waited for broadband to become available, I honed my skills on a 56k modem via PC and Unreal Tournament 2003. It was fun I guess, but my ping was outrageous so the lag was unbearable. I was finally able to get that broadband connection in 2003. So, of course I got hooked up to Xbox Live. I played a lot of Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Counter-strike at first, but that was child's play to what would happen next.

In 2004, the ultimate addiction came out, Halo 2. I got my copy at midnight and the first thing I did was play online. I fell asleep with the game still going and when I woke up, I immediately started playing again. That’s when you know a game will own your soul for a good chunk of time. Needless to say, I was hooked on Halo 2 and it was the main game I played day in and out for a year. I retired Halo 2 when the 360 came out and my love for that game carried right over into achievements and here I am today.

During my 20+ years of gaming I’ve always played various genres. At some point I’ve probably liked just about all of them. I think that helps me in this gamerscore thing. My favorite genre today is FPS.

Atari
NES
SNES
Sega Genesis
PS1
N64
Dreamcast
PS2
Xbox
Gamecube
Xbox360

Here are some of my All-Time favorite games in no particular order: Street Fighter II Hyper Fighting, Mega Man, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, Mario Bros 1-3, Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Mario 64, Zelda Ocarina of Time, Wind Waker, Nba Jam, Halo 2, Goldeneye, Sim City, Warcraft II, Gran Turisomo 2, Forza 1, SSX, Earthbound, The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind, Splinter Cell series on xbox, Soul Calibur, Sonic, Tony Hawk 3, Grand Theft Auto 3 & Vice City, Devil May Cry, ICO, Mortal Kombat 3, Burnout 3: Takedown, Twisted Metal, 1 Madden game, and 1 nba2k game. I’m probably leaving some gems off, but that is what I recall off the top of my head.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

What about Bob?

In the G4 TV article i'm referred to as Robert. That is not my real name. I'm not sure if it was a mistake or if Patrick was protecting my identity. I just wanted to clear that up.

*edit* The article is updated with the correct name now.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

Wilvid writes: i absolutely h8 u omg i actually screamed wen i saw how sad u were omg u make me so angry my god sell ya precious xbox and ur millions of games and go out and loose ur f**** virginity!!!! i seriously h8 u!!! 380000 g omg u have had it 6 years omg!

Kacksy writes: Love you <3

Internal x Pain writes: ur a ugly c*nt n get a life u f*cking fagget

iluvhotmail writes: before i go to bed here in oregon, i just wanna say that your sexy

SecretJuicepak7 writes: wow ur a fail if play any game to get ur gc up thats not good 4 making friends either gezz i cant believe u would play some of these games epic fail of the world

x M A S H E D x writes: F*cKING LOVE U

ANDY3587 writes: ur hell a virgin

Ogiichidawg24 writes: im in complete fukkin awe man u mus b one damn gud gamer ur a legend in my book bro

Flyinghost writes: wow ur crazy do u have alife??? just a simple question no bad feeling alright jsut askin

ImpairedRay writes: OH MY GOD. UR A LEGEND!

oggiebob writes: I realized that you and Kobe Bryant .are a lot alike. .You are both really good at what you do and not many people can do it. you thrive off of people telling you that you can't, yet you have a lot of fans. The only difference? You are #1.

M1ck3h writes: i feel some kind of intellectual exaltation reading the brainless messages you receive from moronic twelve year old children on your blog. i wish i could personally suffocate each one. <3
2nd message: i mean seriously, i personally want to strangle the complete sh*t out of these goddamn condescending f*cktards who send you hateful bullsh*t. f*ck, what do they have to say about their life -- nothing. you are a passionate inspiration. ^^

Mvan3000 writes: is there anyway possible that you can me becauce your friends list is full
2nd message: come on why not add me im great
3rd message: come on dont do this to me u need me on your friends list
4th message: for the love of god add me
5th message: come on dude i love looking at your gamerscore
6th message: why not add me
7th message: come on add me im number 1 in world on yaris

Woman Mechanic writes: My tits are bigger than your head!!!

BR21 Scylla writes: how much do u charge to someone who wants 2 b in ur friends list



xV FlatLine Vx writes: Hey, heres a good way to get a lot of prople viewing your blog. Do streams on justin tv. of you just getting achievements, a lot of prople will watch. Oh and sorry about all the chat invites i send, its to see your GS counting down to 400k

S83: Interesting idea. I may do something like that in the future.

G4TV article

"The Man With An Xbox Live Gamerscore Of 384,155 Points"

If you haven't checked out this article yet, you can find it HERE

Thursday, November 5, 2009

15,000 achievements & The Ganglion Cyst

Sometime yesterday I got to the 15,000 achievement mark. It was either during Lego Rock Band or Band Hero. At the rate I'm going, I'll have roughly 38,000 achievements once I hit 1,000,000 gamerscore.

I'm still alive for those wondering. I've been wanting to sit down and write something but my hand has been hurting. Actually, it's my wrist. Both of them! I have a ganglion cyst on the top of my wrist's. They are not as nasty looking as those found in the wiki but my left hand sure is sore. I'm not entirely sure when they developed. I'm certain it's from lifting weights and playing way too much 360. I may have to limit my xbox time over the next couple of days to let it heal. Inspiring achievement whores have been warned.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

HerbalCardshark writes: go jump off a cliff u waste of human skin ive seen ur blog ive seen the photo thats bullsh*t u fat basterd i hope u and ur family burn in gaming hell u crummy 50 stone f*ckwit

john waynes gun writes: you have got to be the biggest loser i have ever seen on xbox live. are you a virgin too?

X KopiteKilla X writes: out of 525 games u have completed 282 with full gamescore GET A LIFE

I B4DBOYxTOM I writes: You. Have. No. Life.

nF xL14Mx writes: u need 2 get a life dude




DT Mozthic writes: Lol I love it how all these kids are hating on you and you just don't give a sh*t. Keep on scoring bro.

Achilles10Troy writes: good luck with one million but it would be nicer if you would try and complete all of the games at 100% cause with 525 games played you don't have a lot of gamerscore if u would've completed all the games u can,u wld've hd at lst 400000 just an idea

S83: I can't even think of anything to say to this. Nicer for you or nicer for me? I'm doing what I want to do.

KyraKupcake writes: I Love What u do and btw ur sooooooo cute. XOXO

Vx ST0RM xV writes: Dude youare my hero I LOVE YOU You are an idol to all achvmnt WHORES STAY cool and you will continually be worshipped
2nd message: you're still my hero evn if you do ignore all of my messages Keep up the great work 400K isnt very far away
3rd message: hey man thanks so much for msg me back. You seriously made me famous at my high school.(at least to all my gaming buds!) So yeah got any tips for good G-score whoring?

S83: Tip: Don't start whoring in the first place.

Crazy bear14 writes: I eat babies. =[ :( ] Nom.

S83: Let me guess. They taste like chicken?

KG Inferno writes: Do You Like Fish Sticks?
2nd message: your my hero and my idol :)

S83: No, I don't like fish sticks.

xJollyLlama writes: I jizzed in my pants first time I saw your score. Although, I realized you're missing Deja Vu in ODST. If you need some help with that, let me know.. I'd be honored to help such a gamerscore god as yourself

Mile AU writes: dude, you don't have enough time to make it to 1 million gamerpoints. THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 2012!

Sir Mega Star writes: YOU'RE DA MAN DIOUDE. BOOM JUST LIKE THAT YOU WILL GET THE 400K.

InfamousTruth writes: Hey man, I really dig what you're doing. Been reading your blog for a while now. I just have one concern I feel that playing the same game on different systems is kind of, I don't want to say cheating, but it makes your score flawed in my mind.
2nd message: I mean no disrespect from my first message. It is no doubt that you are legit. I just don't get the point of playing the same game over again, yes it's easy points, but does it seem fair? I am still a fan non the less, but maybe stick to one region?

S83: If you have a time machine by all means let's travel back to 2006. Make sure you bring a gun so you can make me put down that second copy of everyparty.

Pototox writes: Congratulations. I'm u big fan from Brasil! You're doing a great work. Keep it please! I wish I could be you friend. My goal is to finish this year with 30k. Let's see. Abraços!

Zombie High 5 writes: Dude........you are my jesus!!!!!! Keep going! 1 million is just round the corner! also have you ever played a game after you got all the achievements not just once or twice but quite often?

D4RKNESS RE4PER writes: i like your web site. keep up the good work nuf respect from UK

vG I GaMe writes: hey ive been inspired by u

Ic3K0LdK11A writes: u r my virtual hero

S83: Are you going to pick up my action figure when it comes out? You can customize the bag of chips I am holding. How cool is that?

x PR3 ZippY x writes: wow u inspire me do u think u will reach 1 million

Ghetto Weto writes: you are my hero dude. good job doing what your doing. i believe in you! ignore all the other people who put you down. theyre just jealous! and i think you should be in the book of world records once you hit one million!!!

MONS1EUR FOL1E writtes: you are awesome.

WRXingCrew writes: just found your site the other day while checking the TrueAchievements leaderboard. i am but a fledgling achievement whore myself, and your gamerscore makes me weep tears of manly joy. teach me your ways, o wise one. keep it up!

cpsfmmfan writes: Hey, whats your total possible gamerscore? just wondering

S83: 437595. which includes all crappy, not worth a penny, DLC.

AJ iz FAMOUS writes: ill give you 1600 mp for u to put all ur games on my acc

S83: Your persuasive tactics are below average.

Timmy Palmore69 writes: WOOOOW!! u have a lot of gamer points...anyway can u get me some microsoft points so that i can get some arcade games???

S83: See above.

XxKLuChKiLLeRxX writes: hey i will pay u $5,000 for ur account
2nd message: hey accually i will pay you $10,000 for ur account message me back if you are intrested in this offer

S83: Chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self

Friday, October 16, 2009

On the noggin

Over the last week I've played entirely too much Chromehounds. It's really crushing my gamerscore whore of a soul. PiP has been my bestest friend in the whole wide worlds!( a baby with one tooth hijacked that last sentence) Thankfully I am almost done with the most grinding part. When I set the goal of getting to 400,000 by the end of the year, I did not envision this type of monkey wrench in the scheme. I just made things a lot tougher on myself.

Brutal Legend: Awesome. It is one of the better single player games of the year. Very unique and interesting through out. The game is really short if you just trail blaze through the story. After the game is over there is still a ton to do. I just don't know if I'm in a collectible mood when there is at least one game per week I HAVE to play. I think I'll put the rest of the achievements on hold until the rush is over.

Where the Wild Thing are: I only played the first two levels but it doesn't seem that bad for a kids game. All the achievements seem pretty straight forward and easy to accomplish. There are a ton of collectibles to be found but they seem to be less headache inducing than most.

The game I HAVE to play this upcoming week. Borderlands. 4 player co-op. Shooter. Wasteland. Customization. Nuff said.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

NBA 2k10 Vs NBA LIVE 10


Kobe=NBA 2k10
Rondo=NBA Live 10

As of 9/10/09 The NBA 2k10 online play is not functioning properly but I've got in a few games and know what it plays like. Team-up mode and making a crew is pretty freaking cool and very addicting. Even with 10 people it runs smooth when it works. So take my word for it, don't play it online for a couple of weeks. They are working on a patch. In the mean time, 2k has game modes for days! There is so much stuff to sink your teeth into. If you are a basketball junkie like myself, you should appreciate what this game has to offer. At first I hated the menu system. I don't really hate it anymore, it gets the job done. They integrated the online play very nicely into what you would think was single player only menus. It just took some getting use to.

Nba live 10 on the other hand works online but I don't see why anyone would actually want to play it. The team up mode found in 2k10 is light years ahead of Live. Not only that, every aspect that you would care about when it comes to basketball games 2k trumps Live in.

I realize some people prefer EA sports games over 2k. If you are one of the people that like your NBA Live over 2k, there is good news, NBA Live 10 is the best Live on the 360.

Which one is everybody playing? I would say 2k. A few hours ago the online lobbies said 16,000. Last night NBA live 10 said around 3,000.

Presentation winner:
2k10 -- My first impression I would've leaned towards Nba Live for staying the same as it does year in and year out. The 2k10 menu system is something that would be found in the year 3000. Strange at first, but kind of unique after extended use.

Graphics winner:
2k10 -- Player models and animations are quite a bit better.

Sound winner:
2k10

Gameplay winner:
2k10 -- for being more realistic

Online play winner:
NBA live 10 -- for now.... If they fix everything up in 2k10 with a patch, 2k10 will be the greatest simulation basketball game ever.

Easier achievements:
NBA Live 10


Maybe in a few years LeBron. You still have a lot to learn from the master.

Making your own highlight reels is good fun also. I made this one earlier.


Back to some Team-up mode even if it takes forever to get a game going. It's totally worth it when people play their role.

Friday, October 2, 2009

All your messages and voices are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

Unknown gamertag says: (I deleted his name by accident)



JPR01 writes: omg youre playing wanted again faggot. jesus dude go out and get a real job im sick of your sh*t. LOSER! o go back to madden 10 new achievements unlocked faggot you need them. get some money, friends, and p*ssy

AchivementJunky writes: I will beat your score...
















































M1ck3h writes: have my babies. forever and ever. ily. <3

Dannnnn The Man wrties: Why do i love you so much?

Lucas Burkley writes: i love u GREAT JOB

Lil Dr Pooch writes: Why you hating on us niggas?
2nd message: Why you hatin' on us nigguhs mane?

S83: Are you okay man?


Wazari X wrties: I am a big fan of you :) I watching on 1milliongamerscore.com every day. I hope i can come to your friendlist :)

S83: When Microsoft ups the friend list to 200 be sure to hit me with one.

Veritas34 writes: Get A f*ckin life.

LTS o MiLenkO o writes: your a loser

WackyBamurdead writes: You sir...neeed a life

Killtacularx187 writes: why so titbatish seriosly man why

KiplingKirby writes: ur da f*kin man

SpookDog07 writes: i think ur brilliant at what you do. thanks for inspiration. could i get a spot on ur friends list please mate and track you.

Role2b writes: Hey dude just wanted to say respect. I know you get alot of greif off people but seriously mate it takes a lot of determination and sacrifice to do what you do, keep it up man.

PhoneyMold writes: when do u think youll get a million

S83: Before December 31 2015

Xrteric89 writes: well done u can 500k gs in 2011?

S83: I will be trying to get 500k in 2010

XMaXXXedOutX writes: have you played ever single 360 title to date?

S83: Not quite. 516 out of maybe 900 or so. That 900 is a guess but with PC, arcade, and foreign titles, it should be a close estimation.

akatsuki081996 writes: wut r u goin 2 do when u get 2 a million