My Xbox LIVE friend Bond OO7 has a serious problem. He told us earlier this morning that he doesn't drink water, only soda and energy drinks, and this has been going on for years. Obviously bad news and the sooner he corrects this massive mistake, the less damage he will do to his body in the long run. He is still relatively young so he can and should correct this now before getting some God awful disease in the future.
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| Bond needs your help |
Please send Bond OO7 a message on LIVE about why he should drink more water or just mention water to him. Be creative or inspiring if you like but DO NOT be negative towards him.
If you do send him a message be sure to post your gamertag and the message you sent in the comments below. I'll giveaway two items randomly. 1,600 Microsoft points card and a signed XtendPlay.
I will know if you actually sent the message because I'll check with him.
Lets help get Bond OO7 on the right track.
DRINK BOND DRINK
Thanks for your help.
Follow @stallion83
I sent him a message! I said "Stallion83 wants you to drink more water" My gamertag is An Xbox Dude
ReplyDeleteI sent him a message, the 250 char limit made it sound not as good as I wanted, but I guess I'll have to deal with it.
ReplyDeleteMy GT is AngryFacing and the message I sent was:
Hey Bond,
I saw Stallions post and I am just letting you know that you shouldn't completely give up soda and energy drinks, but lay off them a little bit. I have soda rarely and energy drinks sometimes. Be good, drink lots of water! Wish the best!
Great contest by the way, not being selfish and helping yourself, but actually helping someone else who may need the help. +100 more respect gained. =)
Ripwave360
ReplyDeleteYou should drink water, your body is 97% water
I sent him a message. Though, looking at the cans covering my desk, it seems I'm in need of an intervention myself...
ReplyDeleteMy message...
ReplyDelete"I used to drink about 2 energy drinks daily when I was in college. I didn't realize how much it affected me until I stopped. I'm much more pleasant when I'm not hyped up on energy drinks. Plus, water is cheaper, so you can buy more video games."
You should drink cause it will clear your whole system from those bad habits. For example if you drink 8 glasses of 8 oz each you will get an optimum metabolism, but if you keep these bad habits you could get some symptoms in short time. My gamertag is Runori Demon and you should these habits quickly.
ReplyDeleteI messaged:
ReplyDeleteHey Stallion83 thinks you should drink more water and i AGREE!!! Everything needs water to survive. Soda and energy drinks are fine but always have water too. Good luck!
My gamertag is MR SUPREME69.
This is a great thing your doing man!
Yo, well tried my best on the message...anyways...Gamertag is Aiox Mercenary, hope he gets better...or something...any change from that routine can be counted as victory
ReplyDeleteGamer tag: L0stR3negade
ReplyDeleteHey man Stallion83 sent me here and just gonna tell you that you need to drink water. It keeps you hydrated and prevents many harmful sicknesses in the future and problems with your kidneys and such. Just tryin to help. Peace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu9VA3pTEzs&feature=related
ReplyDelete-CoolKidJoe
Sent him a message. My gamertag is A Hylian Human
ReplyDeleteGamer tag: XxReconA01xX
ReplyDeleteheard of your water problem; you should change that habit of not drinking it because its necessary for your body, 60% of it is composed of water, you lose alot everyday, it helps your body clean itself and it has no chems that slowly ruin your organs
sorry if it wasn't all that polite or likable, but 250 characters are not enough to explain
I sent him a message but it's a secret.
ReplyDeleteIf women want to send him picture messages, THEN DO IT! :)
ReplyDeleteOh you say that AFTER I sent mine!
ReplyDeleteGamertag: Superman7708
ReplyDeleteMessage: hey bond my name is Jacob, im here 2 talk about the importance of drinking water instead of Soda. use of soda causes obesity,and rapid tooth decay even 20 mins after its consumed. Water is better for ur health. Consider it a difficult achievement. :)
Achievement Unlocked: Better Health :)
ReplyDeleteIt's not letting me post mine and if it did post it then it's not showing it.
ReplyDeleteGamertag: N0RRl5
My message to Bond 007:
ReplyDeleteHey, you should start drinking more water. There is SO much sugar in soda it's insane. Drinking to much of soda/energy drinks could cause diabetes or stomach ulcers, which hurt like hell. I did the same thing as you for several years.
My Gamertag is Dark Death 90
"Phosphate-based soft drinks, which include dark cola beverages, have long been suspected as contributors to kidney stone formation." As said from an article on livestrong.com. Some women say it's more painful than having a baby. So drink some water.
ReplyDeleteMy Gamertag is N0RRl5...and yes that is a zero, five, and a lowercase L.
Sorry Stallion, but I'm with Bond... I sent him a message telling him "Don't drink wager, fish f**k in that stuff, and it rusts pipes. Surveying flood damage in the midwest, Truman told a reporter 'Thank God for whiskey, imagine what that stuff would do to your stomach!'"
ReplyDeleteI sent him this:
ReplyDeleteYou know why the body is 90% water?? Because its important dude :)
Fresh water is good for you and you can always wash away the taste with a red bull!
I'm HollowPonds by the way :)
I sent him:
ReplyDeleteDrink some water man, Cold Refreshing, and Healthy You realize the things you are drinking now have water in it, just Purify it a little and taste what you been missing.
Gamertag: Soriko Satriani
I sent him this:
ReplyDeleteStallion83 has sent me here to tell u to drink more water cause water is good for u. It helps keep u hydrated. Hope u change your routune
My Gamertag Is Grapple Iz Pro
You guys are awesome! Keep it up!
ReplyDeleteI sent him:
ReplyDeleteHey,
I hear you drink a lot of energy drinks? Energy drinks can give you a higher risk of getting diabetes and even give you energitus! This is an awful deases which causes you to only realese red bull!
Please drink water!
I sent him a message. Gamertag nufftingz
ReplyDeleteGamertag is ThrawnOmega
ReplyDeleteMy message: Energy drinks cost $2 to $3 a can. Water is free from the tap. Think about how many games you could buy if you saved and cut back on the energy drinks?
My Gamertag is : StrangZor
ReplyDeleteand I sent him the following message:
Most people's bodies is 75% water. Yours is 75% Death Fluid. As you might inferred from the name, what you are drinking is wrong. Do the right thing. Drink Water.
Mine to Bond:
ReplyDeleteWater on your lips will taste like heaven.
Hey Stallion! I sent your friend Bond a message. I told that, he can drink as much water as possible with no need to worry about negative effects, and that it flushes out the system and makes you feel refreshed. Hope he gives it a try at a slow, but progressive pace! My gamertag is X1000birds!
ReplyDeleteNo need to drink water, usually the main ingredient in any drink!!
ReplyDeletemy gamertag is TheMuffinMan93
ReplyDeletei sent:
Hey, Bond! i heard about your little problem, and i'd like to suggest trying to drink a good amount of water everyday! maybe not ditching sodas immediately, but easing into the idea. i wish you luck and i really hope you give this advice a shot!
Soda which contains caffeine actually dehydrates you.
ReplyDeleteBuckSatan2VP
ReplyDeleteIf you do not drink more water you will die, and everyone around you will be sad. Please drink more water. :)
GT:m0nk33z
ReplyDeleteMessage:I don't drink, but when i do, i prefer dos equis. haha. Drink some water dude. :)
I sent him:
ReplyDeletePlease drink more water, a lot of soda and energy drinks are not good for you.
GT: Wazup970
ReplyDeletewater is MLG pro......and just between me and you, I heard that there is a 500,000G achievement for drinking a glass of water every day for a year (dont tell Stallion!)
GT - Nothin2Flashy
ReplyDelete"step your health game up, drink some water and get 100 gamerscore. easy right? yeah it is :D so get to drinking that H20, its good for you and its just about as fun as xbox live, but not as close lol. JUST DRINK IT right now!do it! Stallion83 sent me"
that's what I wrote, I ran out of room lol
really want the MS points for gears3 seasons pass :D good luck to ur friend!!
Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks.
ReplyDeleteRoG Viper RV
@Stallion83
ReplyDeleteDon't encourage women to send pictures over Xbox LIVE.
Do you know what could happen to their Accounts if they are reported for Exposure over Xbox LIVE. They could have their Accounts Banned Permanently.
I encourage what your doing. What I don't encourage is you telling women to send pictures that could make them lose their Accounts that they might have spent a tonne of money on for DLC etc.
How would you like it if you Account was Banned Permanently (All that GS Gone)
I bet you'd be pretty pissed off.
Haha I was thinking boobs + water would make him drink up, then I thought exactly what you said, I could be banned for that.
ReplyDeleteIf women who send pictures have any sense they wouldn't send those types of pictures.
Maybe a woman sending I picture of her face in desperation with a tear would suffice?
Shadowmonkey, I highly doubt bond would report any female for sending a picture holding a glass of water. I never said strip for bond.
ReplyDeleteAlright so I'm Killa552, and I sent him a message saying..
ReplyDeleteyou should drink water, it's more healthy than soda and all the extra sugar can severely damage your body so please drink water!
Hey, Bro just left him a message:
ReplyDelete"Like everyone else, Stallion sent me. I know this is a contest you gotta know water is awesome. You might not like it at first but its an acquired taste. Give it time. You'll regret it when you're older, the chemicals can end up hurting you. Peace."
Gamertag: TheultimAteFace
My gamertag is "Insane Nny 2" and I sent "Bond 007"
ReplyDeleteHello Bond 007.. My name is Bryan, I hope you can try to drink some water for all of us. We all care for you buddy and we don't want to see you crash from caffeine sickness. Stallion83 is a great friend, once you find the help you get. Thank him :)
Sent him a message saying "Water Bond. You need to drink it, it's not right only drinking only artificial drinks and anyway, water is free dude!"
ReplyDeleteSent him a message saying "Water Bond. You need to drink it, it's not right only drinking only artificial drinks and anyway, water is free dude!"
ReplyDeleteGamertag is "Zavistic"
My gamertag is AceStayWildin and I sent Boond 007 some true facts on why he should drink water.
ReplyDelete"Just got finish reading Stallion83's post and I think you need to drink water at least here and there even thought you may not like it or not want to. Strong possibility that you could get kidney stones alont with a bladder infection and that would stop you from gaming and life activities you like doing. So please drink water occasionally for you friends and family you have. If not, do it for your health. Take care.
Erwo the Elder sent:
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Bond,
We are supposed to be getting you to drink more water. Please do so, but don't drink only water. Also drink stuff with electrolytes to keep from getting water intoxication. Had it this summer and it sucked! Rock on water for life!
GT: Shane Syndrome6
ReplyDelete"Water is the key man, water is the key! I don't drink nearly enough myself but all redbull makes jack's enflamed liver need dialysis..."
Done and Done, Happy to help
GT: x Tricky x
ReplyDeleteHey Bond,
Im dealing with the same problem and im still a teenager. Always drink water as often as you can. If youre having trouble try to drink flavored water.
Happy to Help!
Is this some kind of trick?
ReplyDeleteWell anyway GT: J Schnitz
"Hey, is your body 90% Soda. Is that giving you trouble in the bathroom. Are you Experiencing Diabetes? WE HAVE A SOLUTION! CALLED H20! Its revolutionary, said one man. No More Worries! You can be that one man too. DRINK NOW!!"
GT: frenchdawg
ReplyDeleteHey Stall, hope this intervention works for your friend! Here's the message I sent:
Drink some water! I'm a final year pharmacy student and I can tell you for sure your body will perform better if you drink water i.e. win more gamerscore!
I'm Prof Hooblehof and I told him "water sucks you're awesome I run on Mtn Dew"
ReplyDeleteALKLEIN92201
ReplyDeleteMy message...
Drink water, because unicorn tears have water... you'll somehow become a f***ing unicorn!! Do it now!!!
GT: fuzzyguru
ReplyDeleteBond OO7,
Please drink some water. Your kidneys and liver will thank you later.
GT: Maka91
ReplyDelete"Make love not war. Spread peace not violence. Run, don't walk. Soar, don't fly. Drink water not high fructose corn syrup. And lastly, wear clean underwear in case you get lucky."
GT:NiteJokester
ReplyDeleteNow thats what i call high quality H20 Pop sucks it really really sucks =P You don't want to get ulcers and turn into diabetic.
GT: Healingwanderer
ReplyDeleteH2O.
It will help you go.
Dude, I hope you will attempt to drink more water. It's really better for you. If you work out at all, you should drink at least 1oz of water for 2lbs of your body weight. It will help you lose weight if you're trying.
Dont use the 1600 point code. its a hacked code
ReplyDeleteGT: The Machine MRG
ReplyDeleteWATER: Drink WATER to Withstand A Total Energy Retardation. W.A.T.E.R
GT: Count Aizen
ReplyDeleteA symptom of dehydration is headaches. In fact, often when we have headaches it's simply a matter of not drinking enough water. So I'm not saying drink 100% water but drinking it won't hurt any.
Still Count Aizen: That's probably not the entire message but it's the majority of it.
ReplyDeleteI sent him this message in 3 messages :)
ReplyDelete_______Water - The Game (1000G)________
Good Job: Drink your first glass of water (50G)
Energy drinks? You don't need them: Don't drink energy drinks for 5 days in a row (50G)
Always CocaCola: Don't drink soda drinks for 5 days in a row (50G)
It hurts: Drink 3L of water without going to the toilette (150G)
Feel young, feel sporty: Drink water for 10 days in a row (100G)
A good friend: Drink a glass of water with a friend (coop) (20G)
You have many friends: Drink a glass of water with 80 different people (80G)
28 Weeks later: Drink 2L of water every day for 28 weeks (500G)
gooooooood luck :)
my GT: Torpedo1985
GT: ki114h pri3s7
ReplyDelete"I hear you don't ever drink water. Not the greatest habit to get into. I drink a lot of soda and energy drinks also but you have to have at least a little bit of water sometimes."
hopefully this all has some effect on him, wouldn't him to get the diabeetus like me.
GT: Callum x360a
ReplyDeleteMy message;
"What you're drinking now already contains water, so you're doing a damn fine job. Keep doing what you're doing!
However, if you must drink the vile watery stuff, don't do it from a tap. It'll make you sick. It made me sick... Get flavoured water."
GT: PizzaOpa
ReplyDeleteMessage:
Drink more water, really. You're body is full of water. Without Water, there is no Life. No Fish,Sharks, Trees, People. It's the Cashflow off the Body, it get poison out of your body. It's very dangerous when you trink less water, you will get sick.
My message was:
ReplyDelete"Why drink water, it ain't got no electrolytes!"
If he's seen Idiocracy, hopefully he'll understand the sarcasm.
GT is CodSteaks x360a
Message sended! GT is ENOIZE
ReplyDeleteI sent him this:
ReplyDelete"Stallion83 mentioned you don't drink water?! You have to drink water, it's clean, cool, refreshing, and keeps you regular! ~d"
Gamertag is: daevv
Gt:Cemelery Drive
ReplyDeleteI sent him a simple message "drink water and I will give you a dollar"
I left him a message.
ReplyDeleteGamertag: aqzman
i sent:
ReplyDeleteOde to water:
water is good for all of us
its like a newly bonded trust
only if you drink more
and kick those other drinks to the door
then you'll fell a sense of revilement
now Bond 007 get those achievements!
GT: A Delirious Fro
I made my feelings regarding musical taste known.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtPiAJwvOMg
I messaged GT: oToxicity
ReplyDeleteMy GT is GameFan25 and I sent him this.
ReplyDeleteI heard yon didn't drink water in over 2 years. I know soda tastes good, but you can't drink it your whole life. You can still drink the soda, but try drinking more water. In time, you will see that it will make you feel much better. Drink water plz.
Ballscar says:"Water...good!"
ReplyDeleteMy GT that i sent the message with is 'Darker Xushra' (this is an alt account because my main account is under investigation cause it got hacked)
ReplyDeleteMy Main GT though is 'Mercenary Girl'
Just want you to know that you should drink water, both my parents and grandparents have diabetes and they are all on insulin for the rest of their life. This disease can kill you and you have to watch what you eat the rest of your life..
i sent him a message until i couldnt type anymore i really hope he does start drinking water though. my gamertag is HOPPINGNUGGET91.
ReplyDeletethanks
GT: ANTONIOLI65
ReplyDeleteMessage sent!
Is this really a problem Stallion? I'm 18 and I've never drank a full glass of water. I can't drink water... I'm nearly sick when I try.
ReplyDeleteWATER Y U NO TASTE GOOD?
Yep, I just sent a message to him to try and persuade him to drink more water :D
ReplyDeleteGamertag: Stuartneeg
You should start drinking water, then Stallion won't have to keep giving me his 1600 point cards.
ReplyDelete-MR BLACKMAGIK
i used to have that problem! just sent him a message! GT Jonker3262
ReplyDeleteGamertag: Hanshiro
ReplyDeleteMessage: Hey dude, you should really start to drink water! I started to drink less soda and more water - guess what? Yeah I've been feeling a lot better because there's so much sugar in this soda it will eventually start to do you harm! Stay healthy! greets
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Great intervention Stallion83 I think most people don't realize how much sugar they consume with those sodas and energy drinks, I didn't drink that much sodas in my younger days and it still made me feel worse than when I'm drinking at least 1.5-2 litres of water a day
gamertag: Amendocrem
ReplyDeletemessage: What's up? Do you know how unhealthy is to don't drink water in a proper way? Off to the biology,our brain is 98% composed by water! So,if you don't wanna be a Red Bull or Seven 7 composed,you must change your drinking habits.
Soda is the root of all evil...
ReplyDeleteDrink it and turn into a COD fanboy :)
gamertag: Young Tugboatz
gamertag: xDAx AWESOME
ReplyDeletemessage: Hey man - if you really hate water, at least give Vitamin Water or Sobe life water a try. Some of them taste pretty good if you just really don't like water. I can't really get myself to drink it either so those options are the best!
Gamertag: originaleimaj
ReplyDeleteI sent Bond OO7 this:
W-WINDED?
A-AILED?
T-THIRSTY?
E-ENJOY.
R-RESPONSIBLY.
Our body tells when were low on H20, its called thirst. 4-6 glasses/day 4 most people is enough, although if Kinect is your thing maybe more. BUT REMEMBER 2 much CAN lead 2 death (WATER INTOXICATION)
Bing!
ReplyDeleteAchievement unlocked!
Drink a glass of water!
T4RMEN
Message from The Gerbil:
ReplyDeleteI heard you have a pretty big Coke problem...just say no to blow; and say yes to H20!
GamerTag: Chrisdena
ReplyDelete"I know energy drinks are all yummy and keeps one awake and playing more games. But it kinda hurts the insides a bit. Water helps to flush out all that negativity gunk that surrounds your gut. Please drink some water, I'm sure your tummy will be happy"
That505Guy-
ReplyDeleteMessage I overclocked with two messages but i thought this was important....with the fact that a soda take 15days to compleatly get used up by our body and told him that water takes 10 minutes to get fully prossesed and that 1 soda is enough sugar for one day... any more instantly gets turned into fatty fat... SOooo.... As everyone knows there wouldnt be achievements withought water.... 1/1 Drink water 1000 GS... Good luck on life
Gamertag: Chefjayman
ReplyDeleteDrink water friend. I know a girl who just drank energy drinks and one day she collapsed at work and had to be rushed to the hospital. She was fine but no one who drinks water has to do that...well unless they're allergic..but you get my point..
I sent him a message saying: water is very tasty... and MAGICAL!
ReplyDeletemy gamertag is: sniperrifle22
I sent him "Get some water, or if you really can't, ease yourself into it and try some flavored water. Sir Gamerscore demands it!"
ReplyDeleteGamertag: Uzzbuz
gamertag FAT PENGUIN 555
ReplyDeletedrink water it is delicious
Gamertag: CodeMonkeyRage
ReplyDeleteMessage:
Water is important. I do drink lots of soda myself, but I always start and end the day with at least one full glass of water. Then I crack open the Dr Pepper.
GT is PureEvil x21
ReplyDeleteMessage sent:
Dude, you should drink water man, it's really needed to keep your kidneys good bro. Try the flavor packets by Hawaiin Punch is you have to, but definitely drink more H2O.
BeatHazardPilot
ReplyDeletei said if u drink water ill give u more soda
GT: KU FA LA
ReplyDeleteMessage sent: Hi man,since you fancy energy drinks try the best. I's called H2O. You can also make ice cubes from it to make your soda drinks cooler.
GT: Griffinzo
ReplyDeleteMessage: I drink a lot of energy drinks and soda as well and I completely understand but your body is 75% water and yes those drinks are water based but its not enough to keep your body running smoothly from one man to another dont slowly waste away get some water
Water plays a vital role in nearly every bodily function. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.Water is essential for proper digestion, nutrient absorption and chemical reactions. The carbohydrates and proteins that our bodies use as food are metabolized and transported by water in the bloodstream. No less important is the ability of water to transport waste material out of our bodies. gt:kanechelsea
ReplyDeleteThose aren't my own words but it is surely educational and enlightening i think :)
GamerTag: Noble UNSC
ReplyDeleteMessage: Please drink water!!
I said "Drink water or else Magik will pink sock you"
ReplyDeleteGT: A 2rue boofer
GT: ThrillKillWill
ReplyDeleteMessage: Bobby Boucher's mama says, "Energy drinks are the devil's work. Drink some High-Quality H20."
GT: oDragoN SlayeRo
ReplyDeleteMsG SeNt
My name is Lucas and I live in Brazil. My friends and I we learned that you do not drink water and we were very worried. Please drink water. Water is life, drink and be happy. Listen to your friends and drink water.
ReplyDeleteGamertag: BRlcsleme
Water: Nectar of the Gods! ;)
ReplyDeleteGT: Skanker irl
Gamertag : munchmagic86
ReplyDelete"Please drink some water or you will end up the way Spongebob Squarepants goes when he is outside of the water"
I sent him a message but I'm not posting my GT. I did it because it is extremely bad for him to be doing that.
ReplyDeleteYou need water to regulate body temperature and to provide the means for nutrients to travel to your organs and tissues. Just looking out for you, bro!
ReplyDeleteNYGiants845
I said he should drink more water because energy drinks only give you 15 minutes of short energy burst and will wear you out alot more faster. Also he might get fat.
ReplyDeleteGamertag is Jordon987
i try to send it said "You have not specified a recipient or the recipient's gamertag is no longer valid."
ReplyDeleteGT stephencasemore.
ReplyDeletehey bond, did you know that energy drinks are bad for your heart you should only drink them if needed, also if you dont like water try drinking fresh juices or squash, thats what my mate did. thers loads of fresh juices too choose from.
GT: Schluballybub
ReplyDeleteMsg sent: I bet you could really go for a glass of "Water" after reading all these messages ;)
GT: Silvitri
ReplyDeleteSent him a msg giving a alt to drinking nasty tasting water. (add some juice)
You dont actually need to drink water to be healthy. Exercise and eating right is more important. you can get all your water through water-heavy foods. If you really want to help him maybe ask him to spend less time on Xbox and more time being active. Way to be an overbearing prick, because you arent a friend I would want.
ReplyDeleteWhat is gamerscore?? Btw im new to xbox :)
ReplyDeleteGT: XxJeffrey209xX
ReplyDelete"Drink some water, it's good for ya! XD"
I told him, "Chuck Norris drinks water so should you" my GT: x SmiLe Ur NexT
ReplyDeletePlaysWSquirells, No Mr. Bond I expect you to LIVE... So please drink water. 1 trillion fish can't be wrong.
ReplyDeletesent him a nice message, my gt is xPROASSASS1Nx
ReplyDeleteSent Mr.Bond a message, hopefully he will understand... my gt is Goughy2k7
ReplyDeletehas anyone won yet?
ReplyDeleteGAMERTAG = SKILLZ9096
ReplyDeletesent him a message stating the most important reasons for drinking water, one of which is gamerscore :b
GT Dr Fap PhD
ReplyDelete"Humans are mostly water, bleach is mostly water. Therefore we are bleach. SO DRINK BLEACH!!!"
CONTEST CLOSED! Winner will be announced soon.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to gamertags: oDragoN SlayeRo & TLH BRONCO for winning the Bond 007 needs to drink water giveaway. I will contact you shortly. #H20
ReplyDeleteI got 1. he can drink my piss, After he can eat 1 of my brown mcnuggets. yyeeeaahhhhh
ReplyDelete