All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

WampisPL writes: how could you buy all of these games? PS, racing games are your weak point aren't they?

Answer: I don't buy all my games. Racing games are really not my weak point, I'm actually very good at them when I put the time in.


BuletProofMunky writes:yes u dirty horrible little shit faced smelly pikey basher:D



SuperNovaXX writes: Hey the name is Brian, I know you get a lot of messages and I hope I get a reply, anyways I just wanted to say you're a true definition of a hardcore gamer and you're an inspiration with your dedication, keep it up man and goodluck!

Answer: Thanks Brian.

KING 4D writes: saw your post on x360 forums and had to give it up to you and that gamerscore, much respect. i was wondering how you know how many achievements you have, bc the new dashboard doesn't tell you?

Answer: Trueachievements has a total achievement tracker. I hope they put it back on the dash myself.

Kahnefan98 writes: R U Bill Gates

Answer: I'm not nerdy enough to be Bill. Bill is the man though, filthy stinking rich and giving it back. That's awesome.

Very Huge O writes: First of all sorry 'bout the friends request Online trying send you messages If I was talking to Kobe I would say get those 3s But to you, you need some 1

Answer: Not sure what you mean here but it seems clever enough.

iMielke writes: i am prepared to give you 1 dolar for a friend request from you.

Answer: Sold. 99 more spots to be auctioned. Friends, don't get mad if you get the boot. I'd even stab Possum in the back for a buck. It's all about the Washington's baby.

supereugene41 writes: you are finally giving up because you are no longer no1, what a waste of 3 years... p.s hahahahah lakers lost wen u went to atlanta

Answer: First off, kiss my ass. Second, who gave you the idea I was giving up? Third, kiss my ass. I just read the message to possum, she said, "Kiss my ass you little twat."

S1N1S7ER writes: I challenge you to a guitar hero battle if i win then your gamerscore is for nothing and I think you have a paper gamerscore. You are my hero... not.

Answer: A paper gamerscore? When did gamerscore become a boxing event?

FFC LALIPRANDO writes: SUCK MY PENISSSSSSS!!!!!!! lol im so ******* happy!

Answer: Is this because I got passed by a few people on mygamercard? I'm guessing that's the reason you are so happy. Good, I'm glad you are happy. You will be sad again, it's just a matter of when.

lucas1987 writes:how in the world do u get people reset. that stupid dmd blackdragon just keeps adding games to his list. and now's he's passed u up and about to pass me on the family genre. these hackers r getting rediculous. i'm glad ur legit at least

Answer: Just give it time man, I'm sure everything will be taken care of eventually.

A 2rue boofer writes: sry didnt mean to send that one and also I wanted to congratulate you on reaching 300k it has been an amazing experience watching you get more gamerscore everyday and also I think i am one of your biggest fans im gunna get a custom t-shirt about you

Answer: Thank you. I need to see a picture of this custom T-shirt if it ever happens.

Puffy Funbags writes: Hey man. Congrats on the 300K. I helped a bit during our online matches for 007, where you fragged me endlessly on our way to the 500 kill cheev. I was GT Hollywood Child then. As a older gamer it's fun to watch all the young n00bs try & diss you. :)

Answer: I can't remember playing against you, but thanks for the congrats and keep on watching the young noobs diss. It will probably never end.

Swift Shadow UK writes:You are a filthy cheating c...... oh wait i thought you were StripClub DJ (the only legit part of him is his small penis) congrats on 300k =)

Answer: zero gamerscore would fall into the small Ewenis category.

VENOM MADNESS writes:Congrats on 300k but, don't you think it's a little tarnished by the fact that you have multiple copies of the same title? 2000 and 3000 points from Enchanted Arms. While I don't consider this cheating it does take something from your achievement.

Answer: No, I do not. There is a great deal of suffering involved when playing through enchanted arms three times. Damn you Rand al, damn you.

Daninthemix writes: you've probably been asked this before - how many 360s have died in your possession?

Answer: I've seen the red rings 10 times. A lot of those were off refurbished machines, but still.

II sOTwisted II writes: Yo Stallion your going down lolz my buddy DarKxMeSsiAs's is going to past you soon lol how does it fell ... haha

Answer: You need a new friend because that one will be sitting on a goose egg soon enough. Do I care? No, I don't care one bit.

MiaMi B3AST writes: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA suks man #2 dnt want 2 get u mad but im the reason Messias past u LOL

Answer: okay, thanks for sharing.

UNIQUE PANDA writes: yo man i'm not sure if you got 300 K yet but if not i'm sure you will shortly haha. congatulations anyway, you inspire me to get my score up haha. btw, i was reading your blog or whatever and i saw all those ppl hating on you. **** them dude your a beast!

A lot of people wrote: Congrats on 300k

Answer: Thank you

Swiss Cheese

Changing the way I play for achievements...for now

Grinding game after game after game I've decided to take the whatever whenever approach to gaining achievements and gamerscore. In the past and present I solely focus on a select few games until they are fully completed. Sure, I'm still going to complete most games especially the ones I enjoy. In regards to completion percentage, that will take the hit. So for the time being I'm going to see how I enjoy the new approach. I will always be going back to games and completing them when I'm ready to do so. I just hate forcing the issue when there is something I could be enjoying much more.

I'll give an example of what would happen in the past and what I'm trying to avoid now. I beat a game one time and I hate it. The game has achievements for playing it twice. I could either suffer though the game again or go onto something else. For the time being I'll be moving onto something else unless the game is very short.

A game like Resident Evil 5 I will play to completion 10 out of 10 times.. What I'm essentially doing is picking fun and gamerscore over completion. I think this way I will actually gain more over a period of time because I won't get as stagnant.

Just a test I suppose at least for a couple of months. This is no way me getting sick of achievements, just a way to keep things fresh.

So expect my gamercard to look like Swiss cheese for a bit.

Thank yous

My thank yous.

Rand al Thor-Once called me the Madam of the achievement whores. I think he has tuned out to be a bigger whore than I am. When Rand first sent me a friend request I thought he was messed up in the head. All he played for a good week was over-g and time pilot. I think we first played Saints Row together. That guy with the pimp coat was cheating or something. lol While playing gears of war 1 I said "Watch out there is a sniper" Rand says " I don't give a **** about no sniper" Half a second later I looked down at rands body and he had no head. Probably the funniest moment in my xbox live history.

The MachiNes
Omega Deez- I'm sorry I got you into the world of achievements. I know my cousin now because of xbox live and achievements. I never got to know him before because we live hundreds of miles apart. We started playing over live in late 2006. I think he had like 16k at the time. Even though he liked achievements, he wasn't addicted. Sorry about that man. It's been fun getting to know you better though.

Majinfro- It's been good getting to know you man. I'll be watching afro samuri and eating steakhouse burgers before you know it. Screw sweet tea though.

Apple-screw you man for making me look like I got reset. Nah, apple is my boy. Thanks for for everything Apple, you've been a big help.

Smrnov aka crown royal- not because he drinks but because he is Canada's finest. Thanks for all the help and tips over the years.

Jedi2332- Gave me the name Stalpwnious Maximus. If I ever change my name, I'll change it to that. We always had a blast playing some online MP together. Even if your aim is slightly off when intoxicated it was always interesting.

Gunny x- We should talk basketball more, your not biased like the turd. Thanks for the good times.

Blind aka A completionist & Kruegur x360a for bickering like my grandparents. always entertaining. lol

Cru doggy dogg for sending me a ton of games. I would still be a few thousand shy if it wasn't for you. Thanks a million!

Kaens- Thanks for making that legit leaderboard way back in the day.

Krazie x360a- Kobe> Lebron It was fun winning a GSL without too much drama. New ranking system in gears 2 so I'll be all over that. Hit me up fool. Thanks for having me on your ghetto podcast, it was interesting.

Joey Jeckel- Thanks for the kind words and support over the years. The epic gamerscore finals battle was one for the ages.Thanks for the banjo code also.

A 2rue Beast-Beast is one crazy mo fo. I like you because you are a straight shooter, as well as beastly.

Thelazywolf-Thanks for sending me those foreign games back in the day. Wolf has always a likable guy.

DJ2e- Thanks for all the help. Kane and lynch was so boring.

DJS33- Kane and lynch was awesome!

JD Buck- Thanks for the help and thanks for letting people rant and sound like morons in the process. :0

Jds78- Thanks for the help.

crimzen dragon- thanks for the epic armor and helping me out in fable 2 with co-op stuff.

Jimmy Hova aka Mr fast fingers we've helped each other out in many many games. thank you

Patches4711- If you haven't played or talked to patches he is a very likable guy. Thanks for everything.

Hayden- thanks for sending me Idol Master live for you. That was the greatest game in the history of games.

Aussie boofhead-I love you Aussie mo fo's.

Big avs foot 19- Thanks for helping me in NHL 08, you are the hockey master.

CC99999- The dude that stood up for a lot when it comes to gamescore. He may not be as hardcore anymore, but that doesn't make him not exist. Thanks for the great deal on the PAL xbox and games. Also thanks for running a truly awesome gamerscore league.

Cracker AOD- You stole my best buy gift card. lol Nah, we had some good times playing tiger woods back in the day as well as other things.

DHC Basilisk aka fallen angles- Fallen has a great sense of humor but his taste in games is questionable. lol

tjayars-Thanks for all the tips and help.

Ruthless Remix- I know your done with xbox and all but club pc was fun. lol

NumberUno x360a- Thanks for making me sigs. :)

Marx0r x360a- Following in your footsteps you blogging legend. lol Thanks for the south park character on x360a. :)

Mclinton92- Thanks for the help in pure.

To those I may have forgot I'm sorry. Anybody that has ever helped me thanks so much.
To anyone that sent me a thank you message or a message of encouragement, I really appreciate it.

To haters: Even if you hate me with all of you heart I'll never hate a single one of you as much as you hate me. I may dislike you, but I'm sure 90% of you guys are not assholes in real life. Internet tough guy mafia

Thanks to these websites, Much love.

www.xbox360achievements.org

www.Trueachievements.com

www.360voice.com

www.xboxamerica.com

www.360-hero.com

Now onto 400k and beyond

Gave birth to 300,000

Yesterday at 5:34 PM EST I finally crossed the 300,000 mark. I did not hit it on the dot as I got it when I finished the campaign of H. A. W. X. on extreme and got 3 for 180. That put me over the top at 300,003.









I would say this was the toughest hill to climb thus far 200,000 to 300,000. I feel a little worn down, but I'm still looking forward to raising the bar and challenging myself in new ways in the year to come.

I'm looking forward to getting 333,333, which is 1/3 of the overall goal

Thanks to everyone that sent me a message. I tried to send everyone a thanks that showed me some love. If you spent the time to send me a message, I figured I would return the favor.

I have so many people to thank but I'll save that for tomorrow.

For now I'm getting some sleep.

For those that want to call me out for not hitting 300,000 on the dot. Omega Deez aka Eddie Winslow says that's Urkel shit.

Highway to the 300k

Footage of me flying to 300k. I reckon I'll be landing there tomorrow. Hopefully H. A. W. X. doesn't glitch on Omega and I like it did on other people. Wish me luck.

Mr potato head can go to hell. He hates me in Yahtzee, he loves Possum though.

All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

Fai1 B0at Frank writes: when i die i will donate my xbox to you so you can build robo stallion

Answer: Robo Stallion would hump your leg

LeviAJones writes: congrats on breaking 500k on true achievements

Answer: Thanks man, I keep see-sawing back and forth. Trueachievements=Uber E-wenis

Dejected Santa writes: Sup dude, just wondering what you do to pass time grinding out long and boring achievements. I remember when I did 7 day survivor and Seriously 2.0 I watched like 4 DVD volumes of MST3K which made them pretty fun.

Answer: I read dumb messages and watch youtube videos of random stuff.

III 5T1NG III writes: I can complete your tag for 30$ and do 1k in any game i do not hex i am trustworthy and i am not lieing if you want proof let me no

Answer: If you actually make money this way go you. I for one would feel bad for taking money from retards.

ConnorAMAZIN69 writes: you are a ****** faggot, u sad cunt. go grow a dick and get a life u ****** no life dick munch.

Answer: :/

RFCxRobertx1873 writes: ur such a ****** nerd. GET A LIFE

Answer: How original

NachoTM writes: oh ma' jizz. k srsly... u r t3h cRaZy-eSt j00 i know. wtf is wrong with j00? u mak no sense in meh head brainz... its all like, rawr and grr. Oh My GoD I HaVe A HiGh gamerscore. i must be t3h 1337 at xbox worlds b-cuz of it.
r u a crazy asian kid?



MonkeyBoy2194 writes: How much gamerscore could you actually get from all the games put together, 289,468 out of ????. But that must take ages and get boring doing some of those achievements wouldn't it?

Answer: 296848 of 334445

JACKK1994 writes: Hi, I was on 1milliongamerscore.com and I saw you talking about achievements with the same names. It's just a hunch, but I think it may be "Pack Rat." It is an achievement on GOW2, Mirror's Edge, Dead Space, Jumper, Crackdown and Penny Arcade. Later.

Answer: I declare you the winner until someone proves you wrong.

ThaHendrixLegnd writes: can u donate any games you have that you wont ever play again to me?

Answer: I'll send you all my HD DVD's.

carl o bot writes: what is your fav retail and\or arcade game

Answer: Retail single player: Fallout 3 Retail multiplayer: Halo 3 Arcade: Not sure, I like a lot about the same. Castle Crashers and Astropop come to mind.

MiN II Huggy writes: Why dont you play more german and japanese games ? For example The Darkness has 3 versions and same with strangehold!

Answer: Maybe I will down the line when there is nothing to play. There is a lot of games I want to play before I do that. Also, that gets boring quickly.

FrZt B1te writes:dude have fun breaking 1 million achievements cap at 350000 dumbass :p

Answer: Oh cool, you must have 350,000 then. * Checks gamercard see's 40 something thousand.* Who is the dumb ass now?

evilmonkeys123 writes:why the hell do u sau ur achievements are legit? there's no ******* way you got all those L4D achievements. You're addicted to hacking u doush bag.

Answer: Okay, your 100% right, it's impossible to get all the L4D achievements. Hundreds of people haven't done it also. :/

MxL PrEdAt0r writes: all hacks and gamesaves...congrats u noob...i have had an account with 1,121,937 gamerscore all hacks and gamesaves..lol u will get caught..trust me

Answer: Sure you did...

I Crush All writes: Since you are on top of the "LEGIT" leaderboards I had to ask your opinion on a game and if you consider it cheating. Fallout3 PC was hacked and found out to have a built in ability to unlock any achievement you want. Is this cheating?
2nd msg:I know you have not done it, that is why I asked. I hope you take the time to respond to me. BTW I am an x360a member too and there are a lot of conflicting opinions on it. So I wanted to hear yours.

Answer: From what I've heard it is basically a cheat code within the game. I've had many friends use this to unlock their fallout 3 pc achievements. It's not gamesaving, hacking, or account swapping. If someone wants to do it, they shouldn't get grief over it.

Chugachea writes:Dude your awesome! Wow... and i thought my friend had a high gamerscore =D On average how many Gamerpoints do you think that you get per day? Just wondering.

Answer: 246.7 gamerscore and 9.7 achievements per day.

Bobtroid writes: lol hopefully this question makes your site- How long have you been a Lakers fan and how did it happen?



Reini G21writes: What u gonna do if u reached 1 Million?

Getting closer

I still need 4,500 before I crack 300,000.

I did finish up Pure and Dead Space. I loved both of those games, Dead Space was crazy good. Pure, i'm not sure everyone will like it, but it reminded me of when I played SSX for the very first time back when the PS2 launched.

NCAA Basketball 09 was another one I completed over the last week or so. It took forever to get 75 online games played but Rand al turd and I got it done while having some fun. Illinois center #54 owns in this game, nickname Godzilla. So if you want to be cheap like Thor, pick Illinois every time.

Sega UGC was also conquered and I had a pretty good time with this. Not thrilling, but it was okay.

Street Figher IV is very fun, but why put a cheap boss like Seth in the game? Why Capcom? I think I'm around 500 points right now, I still need to finish a lot of the online stuff.

Shellshock 2 Terrible excuse for a game. I would say it's probably one of the worst FPS I've ever played. The good is that it is quick and easy. Stay far away if you looking for a challenge or some fun.

Fallout 3 DLC Operation Anchorage overpriced for one since it only takes like 2 hours at most. Not really Fallout either as looting opportunities are completely gone. I just wasn't feeling this at all. Hopefully the next batch of content is better. I think if it was part of the original package I would of liked it more. Coming back to a game that you love for what it is and getting something completely different was not what I was looking for.

Banjo-Kazooie I played this game on my N64 back in the day and I loved it. I still love it, the game really holds up well after all these years. This is well worth the money.

Eat lead I really enjoyed my time with it. It's a mesh of Stranglehold, Kane and Lynch, Army of two, and Duke Nukem. The gun play and cover system is on par of what Army of Two has to offer. I thought the game was pretty dang funny, a good change of pace.

Next up is Halo Wars and Afro Samurai. I'm still hoping to crack 300,000 by next Wednesday. One week so I highly doubt I'll get it done by then.

In the moment: Sonic UGC

In the moment thoughts of games while I play them.

Alex kidd: Mario look a like. A little strange looking dude that can kick cars.

Alien Storm: This robot character looks like the tin man and can shoot electric bolts. The graphics look like classic TMNT.

Altered Beast: I just turned into a ware wolf. Was this before or after Teen Wolf? I played this about 8 years ago, still stinks.

Bonanza Brothers: Eat door cop, eat door. The characters look kinda cool.

Columns: Crappy Tetris clone.

Comix Zone: Had high hopes at first, then meh. Well done turner. OH YEAH!

Decap Attack: Mario stole the jump in between two walls from this game....sorta.

Ecco: I just talked to a dolphin, sweet! I think I saw Leonardo DiCaprio's body under some wreckage.

Ecco: The Tides of Time: I can't figure out how to eat fish for the achievement.

E-SWAT: There are these big guys in the second level that do nothing but sit there, what is the point of them? They must have large E-wenis's

Fatal Labyrinth: I never found this type of game to be fun, even 18 years ago.

Flicky: My favorite game on this disc thus far. Who doesn't like getting chicks?

Golden Axe: Jeff Bells claim to fame. Was it this bad two years ago when it came to the arcade?

Golden Axe II: I thought it was much better than 1, this time I used the girl.

Golden Axe III: I can't say much about it because I just let the enemies kill me so I could use magic 10 times.

Kid Chameleon: My fave so far, braid stole this guys big head and look. Hockey mask ftw.

Sonic 1: Straight up classic, still looks good to me.

Sonic 3: It looks like crap compared to Sonic 1, I do like tails though.

Streets of Rage: Knifes, bats, chicks with whips, and knees to the gut. Still fun.

Sonic 3D Blast: Is this when it all went down hill?

Sonic Spinball: A lot better than I expected. Apple told me it was hard, apple is nub.

Super Thunder Blade: Not so super

Beyond Oasis: It seems like it would be a decent game.

Shinobi III: Not too shabby, True ninja skills is the name of the achievement which is a stretch.

Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine: The last game I played and probably my favorite of them all except for the true classic games such as Sonic. Rand is nub.

Overall: I had a good time with Sonic UGC. I think for a price tag of $30 your getting a pretty good deal. They need a disc like this with Dreamcast classics. Powerstone on arcade please!

My horse and me: The secret shocking past of Stallion83

It took a while to dig up some pictures but I came through. Yes, that is me on my old horse Oscar. I use to ride horses in shows. I did this for about 2 or 3 years of my life, 3rd to 6th grade I believe. The type of horse riding I competed in was Western Riding. It's not like a horse racing competition, it's more like how elegant your horse looks while being under control type of show. Every contestant had to dress up, chaps and all.

My sister started out doing it, but somehow managed to get me into it. Not many people know how hard a person has to work to do these shows. So much preparation and practice go into these things. We would leave home weeks at a time to attend horse camps and horse shows out of the state. When we were not at school, we spent hours training with trainers an hour away from home. The rest of the time we had to care for our horses. Groom it, wash it, work it out, feed it, and clean it's crap. When it came show time, we had to glam the horses up, paint it's hoofs, etc. So much detail was put into the horse, it would take hours just to get it ready.

A little bit about my horse Oscar. His barn name was Oscar. His show name was A Spot of Scotch. He was a big time World Champion in flying lead change, not while I had him, before my family bought him. I think we bought him for $8,000. He would pop his bottom lip when he wanted cinnamon. I would buy him cinnamon sticks at Cracker Barrel. You could lead him around without a rope, you could just act like you had a rope and would follow along side you. My biggest accomplishment while I had him was 7th in showmanship at State competition. Out of every horse I've been around, Oscar had the most personality by far. I'm not sure where Oscar is today, but I hope he is doing well.

We just got over our heads with this whole horse thing. Too much, too quickly. We got pretty big time a few months before we called it quits. If you are buying horse saddles that cost $3,000 a piece, your getting a little over your head. Those things had silver all down them like this. I wish we never started going to competition, it would've been fun just riding around the farm. I think we ended up having 20 horses when it was all said and done. It was a draining time but I learned a lot of useful things in my 3 years.

I know a little something about how horses are groomed and maintained. I recently played and got all the achievements in My Horse and Me 2. People want to laugh when you have this on your gamercard. For me, it brought back childhood memories while playing it. I remembered so much stuff, I actually ended up having a lot of fun with it. Most people will not like this game at all. Although, if you've played jumper and pimp my ride, you owe it to yourself to became the secret stallion for one day and ride. YEE- HAW!!!

"It's important to comfort stallion. Stroke his neck, head, and body. They like this a lot and it helps remove a thoroughbred's tension"

That is my horse Stallion from my first play through of My horse and Me 2. The only thing missing from this picture is his extremely large E-Wenis.

On my second play through I named my horse Oscar of course. :)

Xbox America interview

If you would like to check out my interview over at xboxamerica it is up. Big thanks to them for setting it all up. I signed up a long time ago for the leaderboards. I recently browsed around a bit and it is a very nice site. I added it to my favorite xbox related sites. Sign up and see where you rank in your state. #1 in Tennessee baby!

Here is the direct link to the interview.

The 10k Plan

I have around 10,000 to go before I crack the 300,000 mark. To be exact, I need 9,997 more. Here is a little outline of what I plan to do for the final 10,000.

Finish Pure and Dead Space: 855 Gamerscore

Fallout 3 DLC: 100 Gamerscore

NCAA Basketball 09

Street Fighter IV

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Afro Samurai

Sonic Ultimate Genesis Collection

Prince of Persia

Halo Wars

Halo Mythic map pack achievements

The maybes:

GTA Lost & The damned DLC

Need For Speed Undercover( Community race day will have to come up for me to do this one)

Call of Duty: World at War

Shel Shock 2

Disney Sing it: High school Musical 3(Ballin)

Eat Lead looks like a promising generic shooter.

Something else may pop up because there are a ton of games coming out soon.

Goal was to hit 300k by March 3rd which I don't think will happen because I'll try to enjoy some of these. My new goal is to hit it on March 10th or 11th, before I go out of town for a couple of days.

I want to hit 300,000 on the nose and my score is a little off at the moment at 290,003. I need either two 1 point achievements or one 2 pointer. I need some ideas on how to get it back in line.

I guess it's back to Dead Space for me. If you haven't played Dead Space, play it. I really missed out not playing this 4 months ago. When the sequel comes out it will be a day 1 purchase for me. Brilliant game in my opinion and the new face of the survival horror genre.

Brute Force

I just ran into what I thought was a little deja vu. I unlocked the Brute Force achievement in Dead Space and thought it looked familiar when popping. It turns out The new DLC achievement in The Maw is called Brute Force. I also unlocked that achievement earlier today. I don't remember unlocking different achievements that shared the same name on the same day. I'm well aware that there are achievements that share the same name besides this instance. Dead Eye would be my guess for most shared name across all achievements. Anybody want to look what would be the most? Have at it. Report back with your findings if what you find is worth reporting.

Speaking of Brute Force, am I the only person on this planet that thinks it wasn't a terrible game? It was way over hyped for sure, but I didn't get caught up in that. Yes, the voice acting was terrible and the characters were cliche but come on. No, It was not the next halo by any stretch. It had good co-op! The game was at least an 8. The multiplayer was actually fun but what killed that was the lack of online play. The reviewers seemed to like it for the most part with a metacritic rating of 77. I just remember hearing everyone talk badly about it.

I'll take this so called deja vu I experienced as a sign that Brute Force will be released as an xbox orginal very soon. On top of that, it will be the first xbox original game to include achievements. Hopefully with that happening it will "Brute Force" all other xbox original games to fall in line. I would be curious to see how much of a boost in sales original titles would get if this were to happen. Me, I would buy every single one of those suckers. I'm a sucker, I know.

Give me Brute Force or give me death. Come to think of it, I still have my copy sitting here.

Adding them all up: Completions

Retail:

1 AA: True Soldiers
2 All Pro Football 2k8
3 Alone in The Dark
4 Amped 3
5 Army of Two(1250)
6 Assassin's Creed
7 Asterix Olympic Games
8 At World's End
9 Avatar
10 Battlefor the Pacific
11 Bee Movie Game
12* BF: Bad Company(975)
13 Big Game Hunter
14 Bioshock
15 Blacksite
16 Blazing Angels
17 Balzing Angels 2
18 Bully Scholarship Ed.
19 Burnout Paradise
20 Burnout Revenge
21 Cabela's Safari
22 Cabela's Trophy Bucks
23 Call of Duty 2
24 Call of Duty 4
25 Cars
26 Car: Mater-National
27 Civil War
28 Civilization Revolut'n
29 Clive Barker's Jericho
30 College hopps 2k6
31 Condemned 2: Bloodshot
32 Conflict: Denied Ops
33 Crackdown (1250)
34 Crash of The Titans
35 Crash Time
36 CSI-Hard Evidence
37 Civil War: Secret Mission
38 Dangerous Hunts 2009
39 Dark Sector
40 DEF JAM: ICON
41 Dirt
42 Disney Bolt
43 Disney Sing it
44 Dark Messiah:MM
45 DW5 Empires
46 EA SPORTS FN 3
47 Earth DefenseForce 2017
48 Enchanted Arms
49 Eragon
50 Eragon (PAL)
51 ET" QUAKE Wars
52 Fantastic 4: ROTSS
53 Fable II
54 Fallout 3
55 Far Cry Instincts
56 FIFA 06 RTFWC
57 FIFA 07
58 FIFA Street 3 (1250)
59 Fracture
60 Frontlines: Fuel of War
61 Full Auto
62 Fuzion Frenzy 2
63 Gears of war (1250)
64 Gears of war 2
65 GRAW 2 (1250)
66 GUN
67 Halo 3 (1250)
68 Harry Potter OOTP
69 Hitman: Blood Money
70 Hot Wheels: Beat That!
71 Hour of Victory
72 Imports Tuner Challenge
73 Iron Man
74 Jumper
75 Just Cause
76 Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
77 King Kong
78 KR: AI Encore
79 Kung FU Panda
80 LEft 4 Dead
81 LEGO Batman
82 LEGO Star Wars II
83 LEGO Indiana Jones
84 Looney Tunes: AA
85 Lost Via Domus
86 LOTR: BFME II
87 LOTR: Conquest
88 Madden NFL 06
89 Madden NFL 07
90 Madden NFL 08
91 Madden NFL 09
92 Mirror's Edge
93 MLB 2k6
94 MLB 2k7
95 Medal of honor: Airborne
96 Monopoly
97 Monster Jam
98 My Horse and Me 2
99 NBA 2k6
100 NBA 2k7
101 NBA 2k8
102 NBA Ballers: Chosen One
103 NBA Live 06
104 NBA Live 07
105 NBA live 08
106 NBA live 09
107 NBA Street Homecourt
108 NCCAA Football 07
109 NCAA Football 08
110 NCAA Fottball 09
111 NCAA March Madness 07
112 NCAA March Madness 08
113 NFL Tour 2
114 NFS Most Wanted
115 NHL 2k6
116* NHL 2k7 (950)
117* NHL 2k8 (960)
118 NHL 07
119 NHL 08
120 Ninety-Nine Nights
121 Oblivion (1250)
122 Open Season
123 Party Animals
124 Prey
125 Prince Caspian
126 Prizefighter
127 Quantum of Solace
128 Rainbow Six Vegas 2
129 Rapala Fishing Frenzy
130 Ratatouille
131 Rockstar Table Tennis
132 Scene It? BOS!
133 Scene it? LCA
134 Secret Service
135 SEGA Superstars Tennis
136 Shadowrun
137 Shrek the Third
138 Silent Hill Homecoming
139 Smackdown vs Raw 2007
140 Smackdown vs Raw 2008
141 Smackdown vs Raw 2009
142 Soldier of Fortune
143 Soulcalibur IV
144 Space Chimps
145 Spider-Man FoF
146 Spiderwick Chronicles
147 Stranglehold (1250)
148 Summer Athletics
149 Superman Returns
150 Surf's up
151 SW2 Empires
152 Test Drive Unlimited
153 The BIGS
154 The Bourne Conspiracy
155 The Darkness
156 The Force Unleashed
157 The Golden Compass
158 The Incredible Hulk
159 The Outfit
160 The Simpons Game
161 Tiger Woods PGATOUR 07
162 Tiger Woods PGATOUR 08
163 Tiger Woods PGATOUR 09
164 Timeshift (1250)
165 TMNT
166 TNA Impact!
167 Tomb Raider Underworld
168 Tomb Raider: Legend
169 Too Human
170 Top Spin 2
171 Transformers: The Game
172 Turning Point
173 Turok
174 Unreal Tournament 3
175 Viking
176 Viva Pinata
177 Viva Pinata: TIP
178 Wall-E
179 Winning Eleven 2007
180 Wrestle Kingdom
181 X-men: The official Game
182* [eM] -eNCHANT arM- Asian (700)
183 【eM】 -eNCHANT arM- Japanese
184* アイドルマスター ライブフォーユー！(Idol Master) (980)
185 プロ野球スピリッツ３ (Japanese baseball game)
186 真・三國無双４ Special (Dynasty warriors 4 special)

Arcade:
187 3 on 3 NHL Arcade
188 3D Ultra Mini Golf
189 A Kingdom for Keflings
190 Alien Hommind HD
191 Arkadian Warriors
192 Bankshot Billiards
193 Big Bumpin
194 Bomberman LIVE
195 Buku Numeros
196 Buku Sudoku
197 Buku Sudoku Japanese
198 Carcassonne
199 Castle Crashers
200 Cloning Clyde
201 Contra
202 Crystal Quest
203 Dash of Destruction
204 Dig Dug
205 Double Dragon
206* Fatal Fury Special(180)
207 Feeding Frenzy
208 Feeding Frenzy 2
209 Galaga
210 Gauntlet
211 Golden AXE
212 Hardwood Backgammon
213 Hardwood Hearts
214 Hardwood Spades
215 Interpol
216 Live Draft Tracker
217 MLB Stickball
218 MS. Pac-man
219 New rally x
220 Pac-man
221 Pac-man C.E.
222 Pirates v Ninjas Dball
223 Pocketbike Racer
224 Scramble
225 Sealife Safari
226 Shadow Assault/Tenchu
227 Small arms (235)
228*Smash TV (150)
229 Soulcalibur
230 Spongbob UnderPants!
231 Spyglass Board Games
232 Street Trace: NYC
233 The MAW
234 Track and Field
235 Ultimate MK3
236 Undertow
237 UNO
238 Wits & Wagers
239 Word Puzzle
240 Worms
241 WOTB: Commando 3

* means the game has glitched achievements

The 27 day streak gave me a huge boost. I've only completed one since the streak died, MLB Stickball. I might let the completions take a back seat for a while so my overall score goes up quicker.

11,000 total achievements conquered, I'm sitting on exactly 11,011 at the moment.

A little bit about FEAR 2. If you are wanting another completed game on your gamercard, Fear the Fear 2. It has some ridiculously long Multiplayer achievements. I'm talking like 100 hours plus for these, you've been warned. You can get 800 quick points out of it and it is a good game. They really toned the difficulty down a notch, hard is more like normal compared to most shooters.

Since all the buzz is surrounding the GTA DLC dong cut scene, I give you the Omega deez "cute" dong. Enjoy.

All your voices are belong to me

If you thought it was safe to send voice messages instead of text, then think again. Your voice now belongs to me.

Gamertags marked with an * means explicit language, so ear muff those kids.

*LRGxMoney says:*


ii CREEPERz says:


*DOA xbr4shotx says:*


Blackitty 15 says:

All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

P the player writes: How is it possible to have that many Gamerscore points ?¿? are you very rich or what ?¿? and nice gamerpic, were did you find it ?¿?
2nd message exactly 9 hours later:Okay... so your writing a message is a waste of time... **** you *****
3rd message around 20 days later: Please write something to me, i just want to know that you dont feel like you are better than everybody...

Answer: You give me 9 hours to reply then curse at me? And you really expect me to reply? manners, learn some manners.

Al Cap0WNage writes: What would you do if you woke up and a used condom was in ur butt?

Answer: I would hunt you down like Liam Neeson did in Taken.

Andrew14man writes: hey, I don't think u are much of a gamer. If you were, you would play more games for fun other than stupid xbla games

Answer: Don't be hating because the only xbla arcade game you can afford is Live Score Tracker.

blinkay writes: ey. just read your blog and you seem really down to earth. wasnt expectin that when i first saw 280000. keep up the good work ;]

Answer: Hey thanks. It was kinda why I started the blog to begin with. People will think all kinds of crazy stuff up, when it's usually not the truth.

Fai1 B0at Frank writes: hey 1v1 one my horse and me 2 ill ub3r pwn u

Answer: The only way you win is if my horse wants to play with you big boy. :)

the burtonation writes: u rock man U R my role model

Answer: 1milliongamerscore, where caring happens.

MUNSIE writes: Does xbox.com/Microsoft ever contact you regarding your massive amount of gamerscore? If you hit one million gamerscore will they give you some free t-shirts or something?

Answer: Nah, it's nothing like that. Once I hit 1million I will cash in all my achievements and gamerscore for a monthly subscription to OXM.

gamingmoderator writes: There has been many complaints filed about you using offensive and bad language against other gamers.You can either send a redeem code to xboxlivemoderator@hotmail.co.uk for 2100 microsoft points or let your account be cancelled

Answer: Seriously, is that the best scheme you can come up with?

o CheapShotz o writes: REALLY CLEAVER LAST TYM I LUKED AT UR ACHIEVEMENTS U HAD 2 BULLETWITCH GAMES 999 KNOW U GOT 1 999 GAME SAVES CHEATER GET A LYF BRUV STOP COPY AND PASTING ACHIEVEMENTS AND GET THEM LEGIT

Answer: Gamingmoderator, send this guy a message, he will fall for it. TWO BULLETWITCHES!!! OMG!!!! TWO BULLETWITCHES!!!!WTF!!!!!

93,000 missing stars and the sky is clear

Day 28

Complete a game a day streak is over. A streak which started on 1/18/09 came to an end after 27 days. So who won this battle stallion, the streak, or a new contender?

I started today with 17,000 stars in lips, around 83,000 to go for the final achievement which is 100,000 stars. As I am writing this I have zero stars. I fell victim to this glitch. I was around 93,000 when this little bug bit me. A mere 7,000 stars shy of 1,000 and another day for the streak. It was around 9:20pm EST when the glitch occurred so I had plenty of time to get it done. I dreaded finishing this game up, but I sucked it up and drove myself batty. I played the same song over and over and over again. 8 minutes long, just the chorus in loop.
Hey ya
Hey ya
Hey ya
Hey ya
Hey ya
Hey ya
Hey ya
The song is by Obadiah Parker, some of you may know the Outkast version. This way allows you to get 4,000 stars in around 8 minutes. I had ear plugs in, ear muffs on, and a toboggan cap on trying to drown out the sound that will probably give me nightmares for weeks to come. I was camped out in a lazy boy recliner inches from the TV for 5 hours with the mics up against each speaker. Flipping the mics back then forward every 15 seconds to activate star power or whatever you call it. It was a heart breaker on valentines day for sure and by a game called lips is even more of an insult. I was denied by the achievement Gods on this day or it was a sign to stop the streak and play better games. Lips is an excellent karaoke game, but if you try to force it like I did, it's no fun.

A picture of my missing stars and medals. The challenge wins didn't get reset back to zero, neither did the rank of superstar that you see in the top middle part. Superstar rank equals 100 of each medal and 50,000 stars. If I do decide to go back and 1,000 this game, I only have to worry about stars.











This pretty much sums up lips, better get use to it.


The only streaking I will be doing for a long time. Boogity Boogity


Complete a game a day streak ends at 27 by the hands of a glitch.

Stallion vs Streak

Day 27

27 days in a row with a completed game

2/13/09
Unreal Tournament 3: I went back and got the previous glitched like the back of my hand achievement. It took around 5 hours tops.

Final achievement obtained in Unreal Tournament 3













I feel the streak may come to an end very soon. I have the games to keep it going for at least another week, but it's getting the best of me at the moment. I need a break for a few days. Recoup then come back and make a mad dash towards 300,000. I have some really good games sitting here that I want to play. Dead space for example is tempting me. I can't start playing it if I feel rushed. I need 80,000 more stars for 1,000 in lips and that may be the last game to the streak. I realize that I will never accomplished another streak like this ever again, so it is hard to let go of. I'm not quite sure what will happen. If it does end, I had a good run and it got me almost back on track. Stay tuned.

Complete a game a day streak stands at: 27

200 in 30 minutes and sweaty men

Day 25 & 26

26 days in a row with a completed game

Wednesday 2/11/09
3 on 3 NHL Arcade: If you have 10 bucks, 4 controllers, and 30 minutes you have 200 easy gamerscore points. Not much more to say besides that. You do not need 4 controllers, but it is the most efficient way to complete the game. I'm glad this puppy fell into my lap during this streak.

Final achievement obtained in 3 on 3 NHL











Thursday 2/12/09
Smackdown vs Raw 2007: I had 990 in this one for ages and I finally gave it a good smackdown. Pinned it 1..2..and 3. Nobody could stop me, not even Hulk Hogan. The final 10 point achievement I needed was to Defeat every Superstar on the roster by pin or submission at least once on hard difficulty. Took around 4 hours to do and was less boring then I thought it would be. I basically just used the Rock and kneed everyone in the gut until they turned red.

Final achievement obtained in Smackdown vs Raw 2009




Complete a game a day streak stands at: 26

Up to 24

Day 22, 23 & 24

24 days in a row with a completed game

Sunday 2/8/09
My Horse and Me 2: Laugh all you want but just wait a few days, this is getting it's own blog post very soon.

Final achievement in My Horse and Me 2












Monday 2/9/09
Secret Service: Yet another generic FPS that I somehow ended up enjoying. I know this is a crap game but there are reasons beyond explanation as to why I did enjoy it. Rent it for the easy points but if you do get desperate for the points it's only 30 bucks new. *Hint* Play the game on the hardest difficulty setting first. Make note of the missions you die on and the missions you used your night vision goggles on. Once you finish the game, just not die and don't use your night visions goggles on those missions. There is no need to play through the entire game again. For the night vision achievement,what are you a cat: Once you go back and reply the missions you used night vision on and successfully did them by not using it, reply the very last level for the achievement to pop.

Final achievement obtained in Secret Service





Tuesday 2/10/09
Crash Time: aka its not that bad Stal. I hate you Rand al, I really do. If I had the opportunity to use any crash time tactic on you it would definitely be a drone all up in your ass. I realize nobody understands what I am talking about, so do yourself a favor and keep it that way by not playing this horrible game. Even if a little Rand al fairy is on your shoulder whispering good things about it, DO NOT LISTEN. The game is not hard at all for points, just boring and sometimes frustrating with the trial and error.

Final achievement obtained in Crash Time




Complete a game a day streak stands at: 24

I enjoy coke 'n bawls

Not to be confused with the same coke 'n bawls Richard enjoys.

I'm talking about drinks of a hardcore achievement whore. When I need a caffeine fix which is often, I turn to these two drinks. Coke 'n bawls.
I drink a single diet coke with splenda on a daily basis. I love the taste of it, it is very smooth and refreshing. I don't like to drink regular diet sodas because of the aspartame found in them. Why? From what I know and read, aspartame is not so good for you. What it actually does is tricks your brain into thinking you are drinking something sweet. If you eat something after drinking a regular diet coke, it will taste sweet. Other health concerns are cancer related.

Bawls is the best energy drink I've ever tasted. I rarely get to drink one since Comp USA got shut down. It's just not mass market yet, but I believe you can find it at Target now and a few gas stations. I've only tried the original flavor in the bottle. I've had about 7 cases total, I got a case for the release of halo 2 and halo 3. For more information on bawls products go to www.bawls.com. I personally want to try a bottle of g33k b33r. I love me some root beer.

I also have a few cups of coffee in the morning, I sweeten that with splenda too.