A completed game a day keeps the doctor away: Day 2

Day 2

Second game down: The Monday game. 1/19/2009

Feeding Frenzy 2: Easy 200 gamerscore points to be had here. Takes around 6 hours total and nothing about it is hard. For me, it is a relaxing game. Just sit back and eat the bigger fish. A very colorful game, I'm sure younger kids would enjoy it, looks similar to Finding Nemo. I enjoyed this one, I recommend it if you enjoyed the first one.











No Sam Jackson's were harmed during the course of this game. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for A Mother F****** Shark Ate me on XBLA sometime in near future. With co-op munching of the spleen of course.












Complete a game a day steak stands at: 2

A completed game a day keeps the doctor away

Day 1

Since the calender turned I have been one sickly person. Each and everyday I have been sick. From just common cold symptoms, headaches, sensitive to light and sound, and the day I thought my appendix was going to rupture. I am finally starting to feel better and to keep myself feeling good I'm going to complete some games and get back on track. I think fulfillment is good medicine.

So, I made up a new goal for this week that will help me get towards my mini goal of 300k. I want to complete one game everyday for the entire week. I will try to keep the streak alive after the week is up, but I have no clue how long or how far I'm willing to go. I feel pretty good about farming points, I haven't felt this way in months.

First game down. The Sunday game completed. 1/18/2009

Smackdown VS RAW 2009 The game is really easy to get the full 1,000 in, it just takes around 10 hours to get the final achievement. Which is getting 5 superstars into the hall of fame. Overall the game takes about 15 to 18 hours. More than half of that time being a bore. Cindy made it fun at times by screaming, "hit him, kick him in the nuts, smash him with the ladder." Not a terrible game, just not fun acquiring all achievements.






When I say completed games, I mean all achievements in a game. Whether it be retail or arcade.

Complete a game a day streak stands at: Uno

The good, the bad, and the glitched

First off is my personal glitch list. Some others may have had these glitch on them, but these are not entirely glitched achievements that everyone experiences.

Short Stick Master Achievement in Tiger Woods 06 (50 gamerscore points)

If you don't get this one within the first couple of games, you are screwed.



50 Ranked wins Achievement in Fatal Fury Special (20 gamerscore points)

Somehow this one managed to glitch, I have 100 wins achievement, but not 50.



Chancellor of Catan Achievement in Catan (20 gamerscore points)

I'm 95% sure this one is glitched for me.



Idol Master: Live for you. One achievement glitched on me. The description is in Japanese, but it has something to do with the 13th song. Very strange glitch that never updated but it is listed as unlocked if I bring it up from MY guide. (20 gamerscore points)



Notice 48 of 48 and the highlighted achievement. Never updated to xbox.com.

Glitches that everyone experiences

Enchanted Arms- Asia version. Cannot unlock the final 3 achievements.
Achievements are Happy ending 150pts-close-75pts-Purgatory-75pts
(300 gamerscore points)

NHL 2k7 Revenge achievement, which is score penalty shot (50 gamerscore points)

NHL 2k8 Revenge achievement....again. Same thing. This time worth (40 gamerscore points)

Smash TV Game Master achievement. Which is finish the entire game without continuing.
(50 gamerscore points)

College Hoops 2k7 Individual record breaker 25pts-Team record breaker 25pts-Conquered Legacy 25pts (75 gamerscore points)

Tiger Woods 06 Play some online 10pts-Number 1 200pts (210 gamerscore points)

The Club PC contains two glitched achievements, which are, bag them bones and hidden treasures. Both worth 30 gamerscore points. (60 gamerscore points)

Need for Speed Carbon Urban battle achievement worth (10 gamerscore points)

Battlefield: Bad Company I am Bad Company achievement for getting all 120 online awards. (25 gamerscore points)

Total amount of glitched points: 930 gamerscore

This can be very annoying at times, but it happens to the best of us.

Score whores, Score whores
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When an achievement glitches on you

Losing a few steps

March 31st 2007 100,000 achieved
March 3rd 2008 200,000 achieved
300,00 achieved????

Last year at this exact time I had 180,000. At the moment, I'm about 6,000 behind my previous pace. My pace is about 100,000 every 11-12 months. To reach a total of 100,000 for this year, I'll have to make a wild sprint to the finish. I just don't know if I will make it to 300,000 within a year. Even if I get a reasonable, consistent, 2,000 points per week, I will end up crossing 300,000 in 14 weeks. That would be sometime in late April.

This is actually quite surprising to me, I thought I was on pace. I guess it was my lack of production over the last two months. That gamerscore league I was in and the day that will never be topped by myself wore me out.

To get back on pace is much harder than anyone could imagine, it really will be. Expect me to be extra happy if I do make it on time, because I already know it will be a hard challenge.

Mark March 3rd on your calender. It will be the day when you can either call me a washed up gamerscore whore or a person who accomplished something that was a challenge. For anybody that thinks this is easy, get 274,000 points legit by yourself and then make up challenges to drive yourself. It is a draining experience at times, but this is the life and the road to 1milliongamerscore.

What's up in 2009

Games Games Games. Love em, need em, want em. There are some good games to look forward to in 2009. Just so we are clear, I'm not the type of person who needs to know everything about a game before it comes out. I just need to know what and when. If you read every single preview, look at every single screen shot, and examine gameplay videos second by second. Doesn't that make the game stale before it even comes out? I think it does. I don't usually bother with demos either, more than likely I will play it.

Here are some of the games I can't wait to play in 09.

F.E.A.R. 2
The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
Splinter Cell: Conviction (PLEASE UBI)

Fight Night Round 4

Halo 3 ODST

Borderlands
Bioshock 2

New COD?

Alan Awake?
Final Fantasy XIII?
Assassins Creed 2?
Mass Effect 2????

DLC wise:
Fallout 3 takes center stage along with Grand Theft Auto IV

Arcade:
I will buy Uno Rush. Other than that, I have no idea what is coming out in 2009.

What are you looking forward to in 09?

All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

SCUMB4G writes: Thanks for helping me go legit. I was big in the gamesaving scene, but you and former gamesaver Doadea pretty much convinced me to stop gamesaving, with your posts on x360a. Gamesaving is for losers, and is a waste of time!
2nd message: This is my new gamertag, and its 100% legit. I spent way too much time and money not even playing games, but just cheating them. Thanks for helping.

Answer: If you are being sincere then I am happy for you, I'm glad you are enjoying yourself now.

XxJafyxX writes: ciao, ti ho visto su xbox360achievements.com e ho visto la tua scheda giocatore. per fare 270000 punti non basta una vita. ma come diavolo hai fatto? e i giochi li hai o li noleggi? XD

Answer: No comprehenda.

Bananaster80 writes: You should sell t-shirts on 1milliongamerscore.com the say "This is a Stallion that can't be rode"Good Luck getting 100,000 Gamerscore Ill be rooting for you every step of the way, also is that your Girlfriend or who is that in your twitter pic?

Answer: YEE HAW. I like it. Yeah, that's my girlfriend.

uG x JuiCeBoX writes: ya your totally legit--i love how u hav eragon on there twice
2nd message: and bulletwitch tsktsk
3rd message: stop appearing offline doosh

Answer: I'm the only person in the history of gamerscore and gamercards to have two of any game on my card. I'm also the only person to ever appear offline, so thankfully you don't have to send 2 million more people the message "stop appearing offline doosh"

SS Manson Rules writes: Jordan=GOAT

Answer: I can't argue with that. I'm just in the Kobe is just as good as Jordan section. If we are judging the history of basketball on skills, it is Jordan and Kobe, then everyone else. Wilt is the most dominating force ever. The game was different then and he didn't have the overall skills that MJ and KB have.

Kamakazi Pear writes: Hey, I read all your blogs etc and I must say, I'm bloody impressed. I wish you the best of luck on one million gamerscore, and if you can accept my friends request, it would be great. Well done on 10,000 achievements and don't give up!

Answer: Thanks for reading

KrYP Xx 3o5 writes: yo i was just wonder if u have gamefly or what and does microsoft suspend u a lot cuz they suspendin my other acc for achievement cheatin but ive gotton them all legit

Answer: Yes, I use gamefly. No, microsoft doesn't suspend me.

Vice Destroyer writes: That's a superb score that you have there. Take a look at my bio. I am giving you a shout-out on there. Carry on gaming.

Answer: Thanks. Shout-out back at you.

DONER KEBAB MAN writes: 1 million Gamerscore? thats 1000 games at 1000 gamerscore each! thats like nearly impossible, but not! Im sure in a few years time though you will reach your goal, if you keep going! Just don't give up man!
2nd message:my friend has a GS of 80000, I can't wait to tell him about you, he'll probaly just give up on the spot! seriously though, good luck, your so lucky your Mrs lets you play so much, my girl hates the damn thing, she calls it my mistress!

Answer: Thanks. I've heard it all before. I've heard "you love that xbox more than you love me" None of my 360's have lasted long enough, so I never got to truely know them. You need a good year for that.

xX T3h Joker Xx writes: hey, can you please add me ? i really like adding people that have high gamerscore. i am autistic, so yea....

Answer: I don't even know what to say.

assass1an177412 writes: Just wondering how can you affored to buy all those games you have and play so much are you like a millionare or something ?

Answer: I don't buy all my games, I use gamefly and goozex. I have spent a ton of money on xbox stuff though, I can't even estimate.

KaibaChaos writes: Hi, I go into this shop in England where this guy claims to be your cousin and apparently you are two people controlling the gamertag. He seemed convincing, can I get a confirmation for this? Thanks for your time :)

Answer: This is classic. I would like to know more about this guy. Any details? Please share. Btw, no. What you should say to him is "if you really have control over this tag, change the motto to"I'm king of the England shop name, bow to me"

Gameslayer14 writes: Excuse me sir, You need to stop playing xbox and go get some fresh ait my fellow gamer! Then you may SOmeday get a woman, GRAND!

Answer: I got me a women homeslice. We like to stay inside, outside smells like your upper lip.

Thunder Twist writes: Hey, just want to tell u that....you are a gamer legend! :)

Answer: That's awesome that you think so. I just like my xbox live and achievements. I would describe myself as dedicated.

SYN Reaper55729 writes: Did you start off trying to get high score?

Answer: Nope. I liked the achievements from the get go. As far as trying for a large score, that grabbed me about 2 months after the system was released.

FuNnYGaMeR93 writes: oh mate i guarantee ur score will be beat cunt

Answer: I love xbox live, it's full of bright eyed and bushy tailed people.

XZYOE writes: Hey. just wanted to say I'm happy you're number 1. Glad to see the gamesavers like JAPAN TOP and BB GUNNER and got caught. Hope to see you break 300k, x360a could use another club. good luck to the million though. I admire you, you're legit.

Answer: Thanks. I hope I break that 300k soonish, I've been slacking.

tbell12 writes:hey bud saw the website, if you want an account to do the seriously glitch id be more then happy to lend you one

Answer: Apparently you did not see my site. I don't roll like that.

xESGxNoSc0pE writes: dude u can do it......**** all of the haters who say ur fat and not legit

Answer: Right on

Militant Moth writes: Dude, WOW, Your ******* better than Knuckles Dawson in ripping gamerscore, Ossom man...

Answer: I rip and I ryhme I rhyme and I rip

Almost there

While looking through my card I noticed a ton of games that are almost completed. I just need a few achievements . I like moving on to new games, but I do get in the mood to go back and complete my half baked games.

The closer than close list. 1 achievement needed to complete the game 100%


American Wasteland- Complete the game 100%




Japanese version of Import Tuner Challenge-Defeated ???




Smackdown vs Raw 2007- In ring Technician




Jetpack Refueled- You can stop now!




Assault Heroes- Lair Slayer




Live Score Tracker- Log in on a Saturday game




Big Bumping- Mine




Armored core 4- Mission Rank SS




Gyruss- Reaching Earth




Time Pilot- Perfection




Splinter Cell Double Agent-Complete the game on hard




Saints Row 2- 30 online badges




Sonic- Fast Win




Street Trace NYC- 8 player award




Streets of Rage 2- High Score of 800k




Super Puzzle Fighter HD Remix- 7 chain combo




The Club- 10,001 kills




Tiger woods 08- Accumulate 5,000 gamernet points




Unreal Tournament 3- Like the back of my hand





Bulletwitch-Complete hell Difficulty (1 pt achievement) I have two different versions at 999.


Heavy Weapon- Freedom's Last Stand




Paperboy- Complete an easy week




Fifa world cup 2006- Complete all challenges




Catan-1,000 total victory points




Brothers in Arms- Play the game on September 17th




Astropop- Brick Grinder




Bioshock- Brass Balls DLC achievement

Bionic heroes- 100% game completion




Aegis Wing- Ace achievement




Wartech- Play 1,000 ranked games




Forza 2- Earn 1,000,000 Online credits



Those 32 achievement would give me another 32 completed games. I didn't include some games that added content where I only need 1 achievement for the original 1,000 or 200. On top of that, I have even more games where I just need 2 or 3 achievements. Easily 50 games or better.

Happy Holidays from one achievement whore to many

Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and a safe and Happy New Years

My Christmas wish: For the Lakers to beat down the Celtics.

I hope everyone gets what they wished for.

Worst of 08

The very worst games of 2008

10. Conflict: Denied Ops

There are lots of things that make this one bad. What gets me is playing co-op on easy difficulty is harder than playing it on extreme difficulty by yourself.

9. Disney Sing it

Maybe it isn't such a bad game, but I'm not ten years old. I played this one strictly for the achievements. Good thing it is a quick game.

8. Turning Point

The multiplayer is laggy with two people playing, need I say more? Single player is crap also, the design choices are terrible. If you need help with this game contact Omega Deez, he is the Turning Point Pimp.

7. Smash Court Tennis 3

I love me some tennis games. I like every tennis game that has been released on the 360, even Sega superstars. This one, not so much. It's just a terrible looking and controlling game.

6. Alaskan Storm

This game is the most boring on the list. Imagine driving a crab fishing boat as your real life job, now imagine doing the same thing with your xbox 360 controller. Yeah, not so fun.

5. Hell Boy TSoE

Not much to say besides it's really glitchy with horrible combat. Just grapple would you!

4. NFL Tour

A downgrade from NFL Blitz. It's just way too simple and the funny thing is, this would've been a good arcade game. People really would've said that, higher your standards for arcade games in 2009.

3. Rapala Fishing Frenzy

I can go fishing anytime, I can't kill an army of Locust. DO THE REAL THING.

2. Kingdom Under Fire: Circle of Doom

One of the worst co-op games known to man. This game might have thousands of weapons, but who cares if using them isn't fun? Why does the last level have to look like baby back ribs? Good thing the development team wasn't eating Escargot while creating this game, it would've been a huge slide to the last boss which is a giant meat ball. I can't make this stuff up.

1. Jumper

I expected this much from a fruity Anakin Skywalker. Samuel L. Jackson, you're better than that man. Now that I think about it, you should've just stayed in that sharks belly to save the world for your blond hair. You can run through this game in a couple of hours, but you will not enjoy yourself, guaranteed. That should be quoted on the box.

Worst Arcade Game:
SpongBob UnderPants

Biggest Disappointments:
Mercenaries 2
Prizefighter
Brothers in Arms: HH
NBA Ballers
ET: Quake Wars
Rez HD

Notables for worst game:
Alone in the Dark, Summer Athletics, Idol Master, Karaoke Revolution, NFL Head Coach 09, Face breaker, Dark Messiah, Iron man, Fifa Street 3, Americas Army: True Soldiers, Kengo: Legend of the 9, Monster Jam.

Best of 08

The very best games I've had the pleasure of playing in 2008.

10. Lost Odyssey

Granted I've only completed the first disc. This game is HUGE, 4 discs and 60+ hours of gameplay. The story is great and the overall quality is amazing. It really is 4 games in 1.

9. Left 4 Dead

4 player co-op any way you want it with hordes of zombies. Even though it is very short, the layout of the enemies is randomized each time. Great for pick up and play moments.

8. Rock Band 2

If it ain't broke don't fix it. 82 songs on the disc and boatloads of songs to purchase from the store. It has online tour this time too.

7. Burnout Paradise

Smashing and crashing around an open world. It's no Test Drive Unlimited experience, but it is very satisfying. Very very addicting when trying to complete the game 100%. The co-op goals were weak.

6. Fable II

Maybe I enjoyed farting in a little boys face because I never played Fable 1. Just playing around in the fable world is were the game shines. The graphics, sound, and presentation is really great.

5. Grand Theft Auto 4

I enjoyed the story and how it unfolded. The Brucie missions were the best and that was early on, which kinda killed the flow. I loved the new graphics and driving mechanics, but the world as a whole seemed empty. Needed co-op play and better multiplayer.

4. Saints Row 2

More Grand Theft Auto than Grand Theft Auto. The fun factor is off the charts. The story ain't too bad either, considering I thought it would be cheesy. Co-op play is a blast and done right. Multiplayer is slightly better than GTA 4, not nearly as laggy either. The taunts are awesome, buy this game just for the taunts.

3. Battlefield: Bad Company

Single player is not the main attraction. It's the amazing MP experience. The levels are unbelievable, just massive. Killing someone on the other side of a wall by blowing that wall up is nuts. Just adding destructibility to a shooter is a big deal for me. I love this game.

2. Gears of War 2

Co-op campaign is just amazing, I enjoyed every second of it. The amount of stuff going on is unrivaled. Horde mode will be copied by everyone. The multiplayer is all around better, just some glitches holding it back. BETA EPIC!!!!!!!

1. Fallout 3

It's not even close. This game wins hands down. It is better than oblivion. It crushes everything single player wise on the 360. Yes, even Bioshock. I always think of ways that a game could be better. I don't think that way with this one. Maybe it could use co-op, but then again, it is meant to be your world.

Best Arcade game: Castle Crashers

4 player co-op. The art style is fabulous. Good humor and good length. Totally worth the 1,200 Microsoft points.

Best Multiplayer Game: Battlefield: Bad Company

This one was a surprise to me. I thought BF:MC multiplayer was crap. I hated the controls and how it felt aiming. This game has dedicated servers and huge maps. It's more times than not, lag free. Making your own doors is really satisfying, you have to know your surroundings to survive.

Notables: Too Human, NBA2k9, Tiger Woods 09, and Soul Calibur IV.

Some games I missed out on that may have made this list: Mirror's Edge, Dead Space, Prince of Persia, Ninja Gaiden 2, Devil May Cry 4, Call of Duty: World at War

All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

Nickspursfan writes: Im going to catch your gamerscore.

Answer: Anything is possible

snake eyez02 writes: Hey man, ive read alot of the grief that people give you about your quest, I think it's cool. I don't understand why everyone is so negative about achievement whoring, its just a hobby, good luck man and keep on keepin on.

Answer: It's just human nature I guess and people will be people. Negative comments just make me laugh.

XxOzzy 8 BallxX writes: ALL U AMERICAN ***** GOTTA GET OF UR FAT AND LAZY ASS AND GET A JOB U FAGGOTS SO GET UP AND GET A LIFE **** UR AN ADOPTED LIL INBRED WONDER Y U R ADOPTED CUZ UR FAT AND LAZY NO1 WANTED U ONLY PEOPLE WHO R FAT N LAZY LIKE U THEY ON ADOPTED U CUZ URFAT

Answer: The sun'll come out Tomorrow So ya gotta hang on 'Til tomorrow Come what may Tomorrow! Tomorrow!I love ya Tomorrow! You're always A day A way!

Dwights 1337 writes: haha i have more gs in gh2 then u

Answer: I may go hang myself now.This information is just too much for me to handle.

A Deadly Prey writes: Im just curious cos i asked Jvacha-how come u elite hunter- jvacha- st the king zakk wylde and maybe 3 other greats dont compete in shooters?

Answer: I'll forward this to my manager, Don King.

Sly Crime writes: The only difference between me and you is I got caught. I tip my hat to your discreet gamesaving. Godspeed. Might I recommend playing more rather than blogging? Nobody cares about a fatass' daily life...

Answer: Sorry you got reset. Do you need a tissue or somebody to lean on?

Mr BoyFreshness writes: I Love You! Haha No Homo But Need Help In L4D?

Answer: You had me at hello.

o Ti o Xtreme writes: whats ur problem? too busy playing video games to answer my question.whatever get a life u loser

Answer: Sorry to hear it's that time of the month. Can I interest you in a maxi pad?

xX H3ADCOUNT Xx writes:thanks for telling me about trueacheivements.com, i signed up and stuff, if u can add me on there, and good luck in ur quest toward 1 million gamerscore, and congrats on reaching wat u have now, good luck, and add me if u can

Answer: Your welcome and thanks.

Oo D4 LEGEND oO writes: WHERE DO U GET ALL OF THOSE GAMES NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF

Answer: Check out http://www.play-asia.com/.

EvilMicro writes: realy lovin the site..realy motovating im gettin a second xbox this christmas

Answer: The voice telling you to get another xbox has to be the devil.

The NaME iS MuD writes: congrats on #1 you ******* loser piece of ****. i know you gamesaved ******* liar. you slipped through the cracks now but eventually you will get reset. legit my ass you ****.

Answer: Why so angry? Oh, that's right, you got reset! Thank you, come again.

iCheerio94 writes: Hey Stallion, never thought I'd actually see you, an awesome, legit gamer, number 1 on MGC. Congrats on staying clean, and keep on achieving! P.S. - Cheaters can now kiss your ass :P

Answer: Cheaters are fine as long as they keep to themselves. The crazy fanatical haters are the ones that can kiss my grits.

ITALIAN ROSES writes: youre a god... not human......

Answer: See robo Stallion. I'm no God, that is crazy talk.

Seece writes: Incredible gamerscore buddy! You havn't got 1000/1000 on a lot of games, is that due to having a time limit for each game or do you not go for mega hard/time consuming achievements?

Answer: I have over 200 games completed...Hard to balance lots of score while completing many games. I do the best I can.

J eVeRy DaY 514 writes: congratulations on finally claiming your throne. well deserved!

Answer: Thanks. I need a new throne though. This one needs to be burnt, it smells like rotten cheese and Red Bull.

Bloggy Bloggerson

The twin (impostor) is no more. He got reset pretty swiftly. Good for him, now he doesn't have to check out my avatars clothing every hour. That wouldn't be much fun.

It's been a slow couple of weeks for me as far as gamerscore gain goes. I've been playing older stuff and trying to get through the snore bore that is Silent Hill Homecoming. Don't get me wrong, it is not a bad game, just not my style. It's a tad slow paced and the combat is dull. I just don't know what to play lately, I think that is my problem. I should just play fallout 3 and get lost in that for a good week.

I want to get my gamerscore completion percentage up a bit higher. 90% before I reach 300k sounds about right. I'm currently at 87.41%. Not too shabby, but 90% is my goal for now. Sadly I'll have to work on some of my sour piñatas to get that done.

If you have any interest in looking at what I've done on a daily basis from 30,000 to now check this out.

POEM FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT WHORE By ThrawnOmega

You are the type who loves to score,
not a few points, but more and more
Renting easy kid games from the store,
you know you are an achievement whore.

Playing games all night and day,
you dream of reaching 100k,
displaying your score for all to see,
yet you'll never come close to Stallion83.

When seeking that goal, what can one do,
but load up a copy of My Horse and Me 2,
or play through the shooter that has you seduced,
while you troll the forums for a partner to boost.

If you want that score bad, and don't mind some hell,
go grab your buddies and join a GSL
and pop points till you fall over dead
in your unending quest for more "nerd cred."

But don't blame me if your social life sees a depression,
your sex life a total recession.
Choosing what to play with ever less discretion,
it may be time for a new obsession.

Funny stuff ThrawnOmega

Until next time.

Crackers 'N Cheese
Crackers 'N Cheese
Crackas 'N Crackas 'N Crackas 'N Cheese. *Sing in a Dave Chappelle Voice*

Double Mint Twins

There is no need to refresh your page or get your eyes examined. What you see is correct. I finally got the #1 spot on mygamercard sometime last week which in all honesty doesn't matter much to me. It lasted a whole 3 days or so. I guess someone thinks it does mean the world to me. They decided to basically copy my gamertag. motto, bio, avatar, the works. Stallion83 with 266k is me, StaIlion83 with 295k is the impostor, notice the capital I instead of an L.

Why is someone doing this? I really have no clue. I do know they cheated somehow, but I don't really know what the original tag was, how many points they had, etc. Theories anyone?

The only conclusion I have is that someone is wasting their time and effort to bother me. Seriously, I could care less. They will be dealt with at some point, then the next impostor will appear. It's as inevitable as another Saw movie.

Cheaters get stuffed...not from turkey

Microsoft recently brought the thunder and reset many gamers that cheated their way to fame, fortune, and glory. Which by default put me in the #1 spot. I guess this makes me more universally known as #1 since mygamercard is undoubtedly the most viewed leaderboard in the world. This might be news to some, but I've been #1 for over two years, again, by default. It's great to see Microsoft not allowing people to river dance all over the gamerscore system.

Some people slipped through the cracks and didn't get reset when they clearly deserve to be, but the top 2 is correct. I would like to see everyone taken care of eventually.

Have a wonderful cheat free Thanksgiving! You wouldn't want to be stuffed like that turkey now, would you?

*Note* No gamers were hurt getting stuffed by Microsoft...just hearts and objects. The cheaters will recover while gaining PS3 trophies.

Stallion83 talk plucked from the interwebs

A lot of crap is said about me, good and bad. Whatever the case, I find it pretty interesting to read. A good way to find the smack talk is to simply google your name. Here is a few morsels I found around various corners of the interwebs. I simply googled Stallion83.

The great impersonation I can't believe someone spent 8 bucks to try and make me look like a cheater.

The UK Major Nelson (aceybongos) had some interesting stuff to say.

"Stunning. Not his GamerScore, the fact that his girlfriend hasn't left him..."

This guy is a fraud. I don't have a eurogamer account.

Now this is pretty funny, not only does this guy list facts, he draws me using paint brush. Next Pablo Picasso imo. Best thing about the paint brush drawing. "WARNING. Stallion83 has been slimed down to fit your computer."

What happens when Microsoft takes a bunch of gamers scores down to 0? They drag me and others in the mud. No comments were made by me, just more impersonations. From what I remember, it's pretty entertaining to read the comments.

Satelitte guys talking about my 100k. Best quote from comments. "I've got to see a picture of this guy! 400lb jones on the couch with his 300lb girlfriend attached to his hip."

Another phony I'm guessing there are a lot of these or something similar.

There are many instances where someone on any given forum will ask who is number one in gamerscore or achievements. A lot of times people point towards me. Then there is always the negative reply from someone else in the thread.

"Im sure there is a team of people working on that, not just one guy. That would occupy 100% of every day."

"244,000? how would that be legit? you would have to play 24/7 and be insanely rich to get all those games.....he must not eat, sleep, use the bathroom, or anything.......therefore i dont think its possible....so like i said i think 150,000 may be the biggest legit score"

Orville Redenbacher is alive. 10,000 buttery achievements popped!

Today I finally hit the 10,000 total achievement mark. I accomplished this around 3am EST while playing Gears of War 2. I captured my tenth meat flag in a submission public match for the Beat the Meat flag achievement. Achievement unlocked! 10,000 achievements!

10,000 is a lot of poppin, almost took me 3 years. 2 years 359 days to be exact.

Thanks to all my friends on XBL for all the fun times. If it wasn't for xbl, I probably never would've been motivated enough to do such a thing.

Last but not least, thanks to Franklin, I pwned your ass for my 10,000th.

All your messages are belong to me

Ever wonder what it is like being my xbox live inbox? Wonder no more.

druggyjoe3000 writes: Hey i checked out your site looks nice oh have you ever considerd going into the billions i mean 1 million sounds like alot but how excited would you be to tap a billion ? well good luck and if you ever need help hit me up

Answer: Drugs are bad mmmkay

Killswitch6969 writes: you either need to get a life, or you need to stop game saving

Answer: Thanks for the tips

Xbox360TeamLive writes: Your account has been reported stolen. We need to compare your information to see if you are the rightful owner of this account. If you do not reply your account will be suspended.

Answer: If you ever get a message like this, don't reply. People will phish for your information so they can steal your account. Just use your head and you should be fine.

zTempO writes: hi i was just checking out ur site onemilliongamerscore.com and i saw a picture of you on it and i thugt that you would of been a really fat person wat with ur unbelievable score, all i can say is well done!

Answer: I get lipo sucktion treatment on a weekly basis.

SupaLeprekhan writes: You better hope Microsoft prints that many games from the looks of it, You're a long way off. I hope I can buy that many games worth playing Myself, nice score by the way don't give up either.

Answer: 740,000 isn't that much.....

COS33 writes: how is the club listed on your games played twice 4 2 different gamerpoints?

Answer: One is The Club PC, the other is the standard 360.

BroadbandBear writes: I'm sorry, my curiosity has got the best of me. You must have hell of a lot of time on your hands to attempt something like this. So here's my question, why do it? Fortune and glory? Bragging rights? Or simply because you can. Why?

Answer: Bill Gates came to me in a dream and told me to do it. Cliffy B and God were there also.

Shortcircuit 10 writes: man ya hell of a gamer...........i envy those numbers

Answer: I've played a lot of crap games but thanks.

xPOWx Con Man writes: get a life look at your gamer score shitface

Answer: Im rubber you're glue

DarthRevancocoa writes: i guess u dont talk

Answer: Sorry, I don't accept random chat requests.

Cake The Great: i am so ****** envious of ur gamerscore i keep on trying to get a high gamerscore but i always get bored like how do u stay motivated?

Answer: I have just stayed consistent for 3 years. I'm not always a balls to the wall achievement whore.

xen0n gh0st writes: good luck to million points man. and thanks for the link to the trueachievements.com website, its a neat site, im sure it took that person along time to make it..keep up the long hours of gaming!

Answer: Thanks. Glad you enjoy trueachievements as much as I do.

Sadron Mardion writes: Could you possibly help me receive 1000 in a list of games? I am able to give back something in return for your help. example ( 1000 microsoft points for completion of 10 games that are difficult)

Answer: You are barking up the wrong tree. Sorry, can't help you with your goals.

I337 GoDz writes: Wow no life

Answer: XOXOXO

Xx GTA NOOB xX wties: Hope you get to 1 million gamerscore!

Answer: Thanks. Thats the plan.

Dejackamo80 writes: baldy prick, fat asssss mofo!!!!!!!!

Answer: ....................

NOOP POWER TM wties: **** you hacker

Answer: Your moms cooch would make anybody hack.

mastersword92: dude you are awesome plz accept my friend request

Answer: I'm glad you think so, can't accept your friend request because I currently have no room.

JCXStorm writes: just read some of your blog. good luck with the 1 mill :]

Answer: Thanks man

Almgren 92 writes: hello! i seriously give u 25000 Microsoft Points, if u help me with 30000G.

Answer: Sorry man, I cannot help you.

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Gears.

All I want to do at this moment in time is play Gears. I dream about Gears, I wake up and eat my Gears of War cereal, and drink my coffee out of a Gears of War mug. I even play with my Gears of War action figures in the bathtub.

Gears 2 is so much better than the first. The c0-op campaign is perfect in my honest opinion. The amount of stuff going on is something I have never seen before in a video game. I'm already itching to go back and play it on insane. I did it on hardcore first and that was fairly easy. It lived up to bigger, badder and more bad ass tag line and then some.

On the multi player side gears 2 trumps gears 1 in every single way. Matchmaking is fast and I like the way the voting system is handled. All of the modes are fun, and the maps are all good too. The host advantage that plagued Gears 1 seems to be nonexistent. All or most of the issues from the first have been taking care of. I do have a couple of complaints about the multi player though. Getting tossed to the floor by smoke grenades is just stupid. Do no like, do not want. Chainsaw duels are decided by who mashes the B button the fastest. I don't like that either, isn't there a better way? I hate getting chainsawed when I clearly shoot someone in the face with the shotgun. I thought that was suppose to stop a chainsaw nub cookie in his tracks? Last, they need an easy mute feature or voice option for team only voice. I shouldn't have to be ear raped when I play public matches. If they take the chainsaw out of gears, the game would be a lot better. It's cool for single player, but gimps the multi player balance. Private matches without chainsaws is the future of gears or a chainsaw free play list. I would be all over that.

Horde mode is very fun also. I can see myself playing that on the different difficulties over the next couple of months.

Gears 2 is by far the best game I have played it a long time. It has to be one of the best games I have ever played. At least top 10.

Goodbye October, Hello Gears

Time to dust off the chainsaw because Gears of War 2 is less than a week away. I cannot believe it is almost here, I'm really excited about it. November is going to be a huge month for gamers and even bigger for me since I missed some really good games at the end of October. Before I look ahead, I want to talk about October for a moment.

Last month I played a lot of stuff. Here is what I believe was the best and worst.

Best game I played October: Saints Row 2
Reason: The co-op mode is a real treat. It was done right unlike most co-op games where the game only dishes out a single save on the hosts xbox. If you are deciding between GTA4 or Saints Row 2 and you plan on doing them single player only, I would give a slight advantage to GTA4. I personally had more fun with Saints Row 2 solely because of co-op. The next GTA needs co-op to be the complete package. Be warned though, if you want to get all achievements in Saints Row 2, make sure you and your partner start from the very beginning in co-op. It will also take at least 50 hours to get a full 1,000. NOTE: I didn't play Fable 2, Dead Space, or Fallout 3 in October. :(

Worst game I played in October: Alaskan Storm
Reason: This game is sooo bad, I'd rather tightrope walk over a swamp with chicken hanging around my neck. You drop in pots(cages) around a fairly vast ocean, then you come back and pick them up hoping for large quantities of crab. Seriously, that's all you do, for hours, upon hours. Don't make the same mistake I did by putting this in your 360. I'll have to force feed this one down like a bad pill.

Looking ahead to November.

Lots of new games to look forward to in November.

Gears of War 2, Mirror's Edge (try the demo, it is very unique. It will need varied environments to be a classic), Banzo Kazooie, Call of Duty, and Left 4 Dead to name a few. In a couple of weeks we will see the release of the new dashboard. I don't mind something fresh, it will be something to tinker with. I can't wait for party chat, that is the best thing coming out of the NXE. It should be a great month for all xbox gamers.